Cheese 'Can Be Addictive As Morphine'

Ananova ^ | 5-6-2003

[HitmanLV]

Reminds me of a story.

An idiotruic leftist friend of mine came up to me one day and said "Hey, why is LSD illegal since red meat is more damgerous than LSD????"

He caught me on the wrong day at the wrong time and I laced into him something horrible - he was slackjawed at it. I read him the riot act - being disingenuous, being intelelctually dishonest and deceitful, clearly having severe

He sputterd but I told him to get lost, grow up, and go figgure out the difference between LSD and red meast.

I never spoke to him again, though he made many overtures to me to rekindle our friendship.

We really need to start calling these jokers out and letting them hang. Let them dig their holes and bury themselves. Cut the crap from your life by ridding yourself of such inteligent and insightful friends. Our side is simply too nice.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

I am cheese!

[Khepera]

Are you Gouda Cheese?

Is you Cheese or Cheeze Whiz?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

I'm a BIG cheese! HAR! HAR! HAR!