They are both bums!
"By Al Franken"
someplace in the subtitle of a satirical novel
Maybe the title could be like this
Healing Malformed Teeth in the Middle East:
A Novelized Biography of the esteemed Egyptian Orthodontist
By Al Franken
My main character will be a orthodontist named By Al Franken.
Maybe I'll include a caricature that looks like Al Franken in scrubs on the cover, too.
Putting Franken's name and picture on the cover should boost sales.