[arjay]

It is clearly labeled "Satire" at the top of the piece.

[AbsoluteJustice]

For the last time THIS IS NOT SATIRE !!!! This is why I posted this piece.

[Chuckster]

Without the label I never would have known. The more I read,and I did read the whole thing, the less funny it was. It may have been an inept attempt at satire,but it reads like malicious BS.