You Better Read the Warning Label (This is series)

Internet Chain Email ^ | May 30, 2003 | Unknown

[Oztrich Boy]

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

Internal.

[Oztrich Boy]

Why if you send goods by ship it's cargo, but if you send them by road, it's a shipment?

[Cagey]

Next time, try using your fingers.

I would, but I'm afraid I'd lose them like I lost my teeth trying to open those stupid packages.

[ShadowDancer]

Dental Technology is nothing short of miraculous.

[Judith Anne]

ROFLPIMP! Bump to myself!

[4mycountry]

Ever notice how the words "the" and "IRS" make "THEIRS" ?

How can something be "new and improved"? If it's new we've never seen it before, if it's improved it's better than it was before. Which is it??

[kdmhcdcfld]

Politics...

"Poli" - Latin origin meaning "many"...

"tics" - Blood-sucking creatures...

[Not A Snowbird]

"I should have read the warning label on the "Pat O'Brians" hurricane drink. Ahhhh . . . to be young and stupid again. No thanks! =^)"

LOL! I spent 2 years stationed in New Orleans back in the late seventies. I'm very familiar with Pat O'Briens hurricane drinks, and have the empty glasses somewhere around here to prove it. Thank heavens I lived to grow up.

[DeaconBenjamin]

Congress = the opposite of progress.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Mice are not as tasty to cats as their own azz is.

[redheadtoo]

that many of you are using the word 'series'

There may be a few people who are using the word series as a joke. But, thanks to our public school systems, I believe most of the users are not aware that the actual word is spelled serious.

[Arcturus]

My personal favorite:

On my wheelbarrow...

NOT FOR HIGHWAY USE.

Thank you Senator Edwards, you saved my life.

[plusone]

My favorite is when the show an ad for some TV, and they show you how good the picture quality is...but I'm watching this on MY tv...

[7MMmag]

I can only answer one of these series questions;

...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

they only shrink if thrown in the dryer with heat setting on "high". Use a lower setting, like "permanent press"---and no problems!

[Lawgvr1955]

Standard Disclaimer

Action figures sold separately. Add toner. All models over 18 years of age. All rights reserved. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. An equal opportunity employer. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely...

As Churchill once observed, the length of the document protects it well against the danger of ever being read. Your disclaimer would never wash. The courts would rule that it was too long and not designed to be read by the great unwashed. You would still be found liable. Sorry, good try.

[Brad C.]

I live in Alaska and just this weekend observed a woman roller skating down the highway between Fairbanks and North Pole. It's about a ten mile commute, but I couldn't help but think "only in Alaska".

[ChadGore]

Re: (This is series)

This is sirius

[w_over_w]

This is sirius

I don't think so . . . that's someone's irus after laser surgery. ;^D