CIA confirms WMD - Fox news alert (reported at DU)

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[Trust but Verify]

This is what should be making dumbocrats heads explode. My in-laws, lifelong democrat voters and union members, LOVE George W Bush. They LOVE his tough stance on terrorism and rogue nations. They LOVED (especially my f-i-l who served on an aircraft carrier) the carrier landing. And they LOVE FNC!

Last week they were in town where my m-i-l had hip replacement surgery. The hospital she was in only had one cable news channel, CNN. They couldn't wait to get home and back to FNC.

If these folks can have thier minds changed by a great President, so can many others!

[OpusatFR]

What do they think WMD stands for anyway? You could be overestimating their abilities. W mugs dems? Women Make Donuts?

There's no telling what they think. I've read some of their posts and send them to my sis who teaches abnormal psych.

[Constitution Day]

Re: Peterson insanity -
It has infected FR just as badly as FNC, too.

But to get back on topic, I also hope this news is true.
If they don't find it, the Dems will beat GWB over the head with that issue in '04.

[Dead Corpse]

No actual prohibited weapons were found in the trucks, but intelligence officials say the vehicles fit the description of a mobile biological weapons laboratory received from an Iraqi source.

Good enough for us. Not enough to be anything new though. Just confirmation of what we had first suspected.

[billbears]

No actual prohibited weapons were found in the trucks, but intelligence officials say the vehicles fit the description of a mobile biological weapons laboratory received from an Iraqi source

Same ol' same ol', just repackaging it in a different form. No WMDs. Of course these are the same 'officials' that stated WMDs were so aplenty in Iraq that they were practically lying in the streets because of no room for storage. Everyone knows how thousands of tons of chemical weapons can go missing overnight. Who'd thunk it? Anyway, no time now, we've got to start listening for the all informative 'story' the administration is going to use for their next foray into nation building, finding the WMDs, freeing the peoples of Iraq, making the world safe for democracy, whatever the neocons say the new reason is

[McGruff]

As soon as I was reading your post, FNC started in on a LP murder trial update with Geraldo

The old Bait and Switch trick.

[ClearCase_guy]

As a repressive Islamic country, it is doubtful that there are any Women Making Donuts (WMD) there. If in fact such women are found, we can be sure that they were trained by the US military (in conjunction with Krispy Kreme).

[cricket]

ok; read more; no joke. . .but no doubt will be received by the Libs as 'no real evidence'.

Of course, any sane person knows by now, the Iraquis MO on this; but would be nice to find a few giant loaded missiles buried in the sand somehwere. . .

[Billthedrill]

My God, enough already!!!

In other news, little Elian started shaving today...

[this_ol_patriot]

What do they think WMD stands for anyway?

Weebles Must Die?
Weird Mouse Disease?
When Moose Divorce?
Water My Dandelions?
Wankers Make Democrats?

[Rodney King]

So, let's say you were banned from owning twinkies. I raid your house looking for twinkies. I find an open twinkies wrapper, I find a reciept for a twinkie, I find money in a twinkie fund, and all your neighbors tell me that they saw you eat a twinkie yesterday.

Would I have to conclude that I was wrong in thinking that you violated the twinkie ban since I did not find an actual twinkie?

[tbpiper]

snot-slinging hissy fit

Love the phrasing.

[tbpiper]

The DUmpster divers watch Fox?

Yes, but they have to be heavily medicated and monitored.

[Snowy]

Would I have to conclude that I was wrong in thinking that you violated the twinkie ban since I did not find an actual twinkie?

If you are a lawyer or a democrat, then yes. If you are a clear thinking individual, then no.

[smadurski]

they watch fox so they know which advertisers to boycott.

[billbears]

Let's say you gave me that twinkie originally, heck you helped get me hooked on twinkies because one of my neighbors was bothering you at the time. Would you have to conclude and admit you were somewhat at fault to my neighbors and the town for getting me hooked on twinkies? Or do you take the high road and deny all culpability for some, not all, of the twinkies being in my house in the first place

However if all your argument entails is that you found a twinkie wrapper in my house and not any twinkie at all, I'd say you need to get the heck out of my house and quit leaving your garbage everywhere

[4mycountry]

I've been contemplating whether or not I should create an account with DU so I can torment them to death.
That would be fu-u-u-un. *grins evily*

[IvanT]

Man, that Democratic Underground place - it could be fun to troll...

[AdA$tra]

Like Dennis Miller said: " Anyone who thinks Iraq doesn't have WMD needs to go take a sip out of the Tigris."