Jane to the rescue as Ted's world collapses

Star | June 3, 2003 (Current Issue) | Tony Brenna

[Mister Baredog]

do they _REALLY_ understand what it's like to have 1.4 BILLION dollars?

It means having 2 1/2 truckloads of steal boxes filled with $100 bills.

ROTFLMAO! Makes it easier to VISUALIZE doesn't it? LOL!

[husky ed]

I thought she was in Hanoi?

[Mister Baredog]

I can already see her sitting in the turret of her SUV ready to shoot down any of Ted's enemies.

I kinda see her sitting Ted down so she can read Bible verses to him until he screams halleluah!!

[Texas Eagle]

I don't think Jane is an evangelical Christian. I read shortly after her conversion that she was still pro-choice. So, if anything, she is one of those wishy-washy, go-along-to-get-along, don't-offend-anyone, feel-good Christians.

Ted has nothing to worry about.

At least not yet.

[Paul_B]

C. S. Lewis said "God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse the deaf world."

Prayers for Ted, that he might return to his first Love. And likewise for Jane.

[Plutarch]

...faithful ex-wife Jane Fonda has rallied to his side.

A man has three faithful friends. An old dog, and old wife, and ready money.

[7 x 77]

Come now, you who say, "Today or tomorrow we will go to such and such a city, spend a year there, buy and sell, and make a profit"; whereas you do not know what will happen tomorrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapor that appears for a little time and then vanishes away. Instead you ought to say, "If the Lord wills, we shall live and do this or that." But now you boast in your arrogance. All such boasting is evil.

Where is this quotation?

[snooker]

Poor guy, why he's down to his last billion. It's just a shame.

Don't you wish you had a billion? Doubt if I would feel down and out if I did.

[7 x 77]

she is one of those wishy-washy, go-along-to-get-along, don't-offend-anyone, feel-good Christians.

The don't-offend-anyone part isn't working for her.

[whipitgood]

JANE FONDA TO THE RESCUE? Sounds like the ultimate insult to any real man.

[Mister Baredog]

An old dog, and old wife, and ready money.

Yep that's Jane.(all three)LOL

[Texas Eagle]

LOL!....touche`!

[THE POLELOCK]

TO teddy DIE YOU PIECE OF $H**

[Licensed-To-Carry]

Our ways are not God's ways.

Lot's of people have lost dear ones but their faith remained strong. Obviously Ted did not have a strong, sincere faith in God and since his prayer about his sister was not answered, to his satisfaction, so he chose to persecute and ridicule Christians and renounce God.

Perhaps the Lord still has a plan for Ted Turner and is working it out as we watch. Hopefully Ted will return to his faith (or really discover it for the first time) like the Prodical son, after his wealth was squandered.

[chiefqc]

He's gaining speed on the down side of the curve.

[Zipporah]

Was your search for Ted Sr. or Ted Jr.?

[Faith]

I believe Ted is at a breaking point and that the Holy Spirit is at work. We never know how many more chances we will have to accept the Lord. I pray that his pride will no longer stop him from receiving the greatest gift he could ever receive.

[I still care]

Sorry. James 4:13-16

James 5 gets even more interesting.

http://www.biblegateway.com/cgi-bin/bible?passage=JAS+5&language=english&version=NASB&showfn=on&showxref=on