1 posted on
05/25/2003 3:49:21 PM PDT by
Lizavetta
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To: Lizavetta
Sen. Kerry, you have no pulse...but you are alive apparently.
2 posted on
05/25/2003 3:50:43 PM PDT by
finnman69
(!)
To: Lizavetta
"You rang?"
3 posted on
05/25/2003 3:52:41 PM PDT by
SC Swamp Fox
(Aim small, miss small.)
To: Lizavetta
"Did I mention that I am a Vietnam veteran?"
To: Lizavetta
"Yeah, Doc, I'll tell you... Teresa's a real pain in the... well, she's a real pain in this area..."
6 posted on
05/25/2003 3:55:45 PM PDT by
southernnorthcarolina
(France is a country located between Andorra and Luxembourg, and is of less consequence than either.)
To: Lizavetta
It's aliiiive
To: Lizavetta
"Yeah doc, my head was stuck right here."
8 posted on
05/25/2003 3:56:44 PM PDT by
SC Swamp Fox
(Aim small, miss small.)
To: Lizavetta
Frankestein is back?
9 posted on
05/25/2003 3:57:23 PM PDT by
gedeon3
To: Lizavetta
"If you'll just help me find the blood bank, I'll be all right."
10 posted on
05/25/2003 3:57:30 PM PDT by
Savage Beast
(Vote Democrat! Vote for national--and personal--suicide! It's like being a suicide bomber!)
To: Lizavetta
I have the most awful pain right back here! Did I mention that I was in Vietnam.
11 posted on
05/25/2003 3:59:40 PM PDT by
OldEagle
(Haven't been wrong since 1947.)
To: Lizavetta
Doctor: ...and when I went to pull my pen out of my shirt pocket, I found a rectal themometer and said: Damn! Some a$$hole's got my pen! Looks like you're the likely candidate Senator.
Kerry: Doh! And here I thought it was my hemorrhoids acting up again!
12 posted on
05/25/2003 3:59:42 PM PDT by
mass55th
To: Lizavetta
"This always worked for Spock! I guess I'll have to put you to sleep in the normal way, let me tell you about my health-care plan..."
13 posted on
05/25/2003 4:00:00 PM PDT by
SC Swamp Fox
(Aim small, miss small.)
To: Lizavetta
Doc: "Hey, Senator Kerry, why the long face?"
15 posted on
05/25/2003 4:01:36 PM PDT by
southernnorthcarolina
(France is a country located between Andorra and Luxembourg, and is of less consequence than either.)
To: Lizavetta
"You all are pretty familiar with corn here in Des Moines, I take it?"
"Well, a friend I know has got this cob stuck.............."
16 posted on
05/25/2003 4:04:06 PM PDT by
budwiesest
(Have a nice memorial day.)
To: Lizavetta
sen john kerry refused treatment for his missing pulse when he found out out the on duty doc was none other than tom delay
To: Lizavetta
It's begining to be clear that the Demos are going to run on a National Health Care agenda thinking that's the big winning issue. Of course to pat for it we'll need to roll back the tax cuts.
19 posted on
05/25/2003 4:05:31 PM PDT by
byteback
To: Lizavetta
Senator Kerry speaks....
20 posted on
05/25/2003 4:05:48 PM PDT by
Unknown Freeper
(Remember the Funk Brothers: http://www.standingintheshadowsofmotown.com/soundtrack.htm)
To: Lizavetta
Call Madame Tussaude's, he it's ready to pick up.
So9
To: Lizavetta
"This is the emergency room, Senator Kerry, what's your emergency?"
"My face is melting and there's a steel-toed flight boot wedged right... here...."
To: Lizavetta
OMG He looks like a wax dummy? Was he still alive in this picture?
25 posted on
05/25/2003 4:08:49 PM PDT by
ladyinred
(Freedom isn't free, remember our fallen heroes)
To: Lizavetta
"Doctor, I want to thank you for resuscitating me. I only wish you
hadn't waited until after rigor mortis set in. Did I mention that
I was in Vietnam?."
27 posted on
05/25/2003 4:10:12 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(This tagline has been banned.)
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