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** CAPTION ** Senator Kerry !! (Lurch alert)
Posted on 05/25/2003 3:49:21 PM PDT by Lizavetta
Presidential hopeful, Sen. John Kerry (news, bio, voting record), D-Mass., speaks to emergency medical director Dr. David Stilley in the entrance to the Emergency Room of Mercy Hospital in Des Moines, Iowa, Friday, May 16, 2003. Kerry was in Iowa to announce his national health care plan. (AP Photo/Alex Dorgan-Ross)
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: kerry
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posted on
05/25/2003 3:49:21 PM PDT
by
Lizavetta
To: Lizavetta
Sen. Kerry, you have no pulse...but you are alive apparently.
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posted on
05/25/2003 3:50:43 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: Lizavetta
"You rang?"
3
posted on
05/25/2003 3:52:41 PM PDT
by
SC Swamp Fox
(Aim small, miss small.)
To: Lizavetta
"Did I mention that I am a Vietnam veteran?"
To: finnman69
Kerry looks like death walking.
To: Lizavetta
"Yeah, Doc, I'll tell you... Teresa's a real pain in the... well, she's a real pain in this area..."
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posted on
05/25/2003 3:55:45 PM PDT
by
southernnorthcarolina
(France is a country located between Andorra and Luxembourg, and is of less consequence than either.)
To: Lizavetta
It's aliiiive
To: Lizavetta
"Yeah doc, my head was stuck right here."
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posted on
05/25/2003 3:56:44 PM PDT
by
SC Swamp Fox
(Aim small, miss small.)
To: Lizavetta
Frankestein is back?
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posted on
05/25/2003 3:57:23 PM PDT
by
gedeon3
To: Lizavetta
"If you'll just help me find the blood bank, I'll be all right."
10
posted on
05/25/2003 3:57:30 PM PDT
by
Savage Beast
(Vote Democrat! Vote for national--and personal--suicide! It's like being a suicide bomber!)
To: Lizavetta
I have the most awful pain right back here! Did I mention that I was in Vietnam.
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posted on
05/25/2003 3:59:40 PM PDT
by
OldEagle
(Haven't been wrong since 1947.)
To: Lizavetta
Doctor: ...and when I went to pull my pen out of my shirt pocket, I found a rectal themometer and said: Damn! Some a$$hole's got my pen! Looks like you're the likely candidate Senator.
Kerry: Doh! And here I thought it was my hemorrhoids acting up again!
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posted on
05/25/2003 3:59:42 PM PDT
by
mass55th
To: Lizavetta
"This always worked for Spock! I guess I'll have to put you to sleep in the normal way, let me tell you about my health-care plan..."
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:00:00 PM PDT
by
SC Swamp Fox
(Aim small, miss small.)
To: Patriotic Bostonian
What is it about these Democrat politicians? Between Daschle, Kerry, and Gephardt, they look like cadavers. Don't their wives feed them?
To: Lizavetta
Doc: "Hey, Senator Kerry, why the long face?"
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:01:36 PM PDT
by
southernnorthcarolina
(France is a country located between Andorra and Luxembourg, and is of less consequence than either.)
To: Lizavetta
"You all are pretty familiar with corn here in Des Moines, I take it?"
"Well, a friend I know has got this cob stuck.............."
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:04:06 PM PDT
by
budwiesest
(Have a nice memorial day.)
To: Patriotic Bostonian
"Kerry looks like death walking."
Well, if looks could kill, I'd say Senator Kerry should be dead, especially from the look on that Doctor's face.
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:04:28 PM PDT
by
mass55th
To: Lizavetta
sen john kerry refused treatment for his missing pulse when he found out out the on duty doc was none other than tom delay
To: Lizavetta
It's begining to be clear that the Demos are going to run on a National Health Care agenda thinking that's the big winning issue. Of course to pat for it we'll need to roll back the tax cuts.
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:05:31 PM PDT
by
byteback
To: Lizavetta
Senator Kerry speaks....
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:05:48 PM PDT
by
Unknown Freeper
(Remember the Funk Brothers: http://www.standingintheshadowsofmotown.com/soundtrack.htm)
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