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** CAPTION ** Senator Kerry !! (Lurch alert)
Posted on 05/25/2003 3:49:21 PM PDT by Lizavetta
Presidential hopeful, Sen. John Kerry (news, bio, voting record), D-Mass., speaks to emergency medical director Dr. David Stilley in the entrance to the Emergency Room of Mercy Hospital in Des Moines, Iowa, Friday, May 16, 2003. Kerry was in Iowa to announce his national health care plan. (AP Photo/Alex Dorgan-Ross)
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: kerry
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To: Lizavetta
"Doc, speaking of medicine, how much insulin did Claus von Bulow need....I'm just curious."
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:38:08 PM PDT
by
evolved_rage
(Davis is a POS!!!)
To: ChadGore
Doc, I don't mind the broomstick up my ass too bad, I've had it there since I answered my nations call and served in Vietnam. But the "Emergency" sign growing out of my head is new and driving me nuts. Since it's been there, that idiot John Edwards follows me around like a puppy dog.
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:43:56 PM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: TC Rider
43
posted on
05/25/2003 4:46:24 PM PDT
by
ALS
("We are the president." Hillary Clinton)
To: Lizavetta
Thanks doc...I really hope this personality transplant takes!
To: Lizavetta
"Good news, Senator Heinz: you have -5 hours to live."
45
posted on
05/25/2003 4:56:34 PM PDT
by
UpNAtEm
(To paraphrase Norman Liebmann: John Kerry-Heinz is a good Senator - finally.)
To: Lizavetta
"Igor, you look great now without that hump on your back. Now if your doc can do the same for this huge growth on top my neck, I'll appoint him my Surgeon General".
Leni
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:56:36 PM PDT
by
MinuteGal
(Last call for fabulous "FReeps Ahoy" cruise. Signing up now means never having to say you're sorry!)
To: Lizavetta
"Hey, Doc, when your prostate is operated on, is it proper for the surgeons to enter HERE?"
47
posted on
05/25/2003 4:58:12 PM PDT
by
UpNAtEm
(To paraphrase Norman Liebmann: John Kerry-Heinz is a good Senator - finally.)
To: mass55th
A face lifting job may just do wonders for Kerry.
48
posted on
05/25/2003 5:02:00 PM PDT
by
ejo
To: Lizavetta
"I'd like a second opinion; my regular GP, Dr. Kevorkian, prescribed carbon monoxide three times a day, and I don't think it's working all that well."
49
posted on
05/25/2003 5:02:44 PM PDT
by
UpNAtEm
(To paraphrase Norman Liebmann: John Kerry-Heinz is a good Senator - finally.)
To: southernnorthcarolina
Doc: "Hey, Senator Kerry, why the long face?" I'm sending you the bill for a new keyboard. I just spit my coffee all over this one. :^))
To: Lizavetta
Doctor: *thinking* Get your hand off my shoulder or I will hurt you.
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posted on
05/25/2003 5:09:02 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.)
To: Lizavetta
Holy shit, it walks!!!
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posted on
05/25/2003 5:10:07 PM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
(America...love it or leave it. Canada is due north-Mexico is directly south...start walking.)
To: Lizavetta
Doc, there's an itch on my left cheek, could you prescribe something?
To: Lizavetta
Sen. Kerry: Hey Doc, I have hemorroids really bad, do you have any advise for me...
Doc: Certainly Sen. Kerry, divorce your wife....this is the source of your pain....
Sen. Kerry: Thanks Doc...How much do I owe you for your help???
Doc: 3million dollars, pay the nurse on your way out....Oh, and have a nice day!!!!
To: Lizavetta
Kerry: "Doc, a few days ago it was my a$$. Stuff just started shooting out of it! Right out of here! See! Now, various signs have started popping out of the back of my head! Yesterday, the sign said 'beware'. Today, this 'emergency' sign is sticking out! Can you help me?
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posted on
05/25/2003 5:13:30 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(This tag line may be closer than it appears.)
To: Lizavetta
Kerry: Doc have you seen my brother?
Doc: Sure he'll be right out.
Kerry will never be President...
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posted on
05/25/2003 5:14:53 PM PDT
by
Major_Risktaker
(same old problems, different day...)
To: Lizavetta
Kerry: Doctor, I think you had better put those electrodes back into my neck.I'm fading fast!!!
57
posted on
05/25/2003 5:32:20 PM PDT
by
albee
To: isthisnickcool
"No, I assure you, this is really neat trick. Watch me pull a ketchup bottle out of my a**."
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posted on
05/25/2003 7:40:07 PM PDT
by
budwiesest
(Do be a doobee.)
To: SC Swamp Fox
"You rang?" LOL!
To: southernnorthcarolina
All kidding aside, he's 59,.... No way. I would have never guessed!!!
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posted on
05/26/2003 8:13:15 AM PDT
by
JZoback
(Don't have such an open mind, your brain falls out)
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