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** CAPTION ** Senator Kerry !! (Lurch alert)
Posted on 05/25/2003 3:49:21 PM PDT by Lizavetta
Presidential hopeful, Sen. John Kerry (news, bio, voting record), D-Mass., speaks to emergency medical director Dr. David Stilley in the entrance to the Emergency Room of Mercy Hospital in Des Moines, Iowa, Friday, May 16, 2003. Kerry was in Iowa to announce his national health care plan. (AP Photo/Alex Dorgan-Ross)
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: kerry
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To: Lizavetta
Call Madame Tussaude's, he it's ready to pick up.
So9
To: mass55th
All kidding aside, he's 59, but looks every bit of 75 in that pic.
Maybe it's the fluorescent lighting. Yeah, that's the ticket, bad lighting...
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:07:50 PM PDT
by
southernnorthcarolina
(France is a country located between Andorra and Luxembourg, and is of less consequence than either.)
To: Lizavetta
"This is the emergency room, Senator Kerry, what's your emergency?"
"My face is melting and there's a steel-toed flight boot wedged right... here...."
To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
lol!
To: Lizavetta
OMG He looks like a wax dummy? Was he still alive in this picture?
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:08:49 PM PDT
by
ladyinred
(Freedom isn't free, remember our fallen heroes)
To: southernnorthcarolina
Doc: "Hey, Senator Kerry, why the long face?" Kerry: Genetics
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:08:54 PM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(hold mein beir)
To: Lizavetta
"Doctor, I want to thank you for resuscitating me. I only wish you
hadn't waited until after rigor mortis set in. Did I mention that
I was in Vietnam?."
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:10:12 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(This tagline has been banned.)
To: SC Swamp Fox
Kerry: "This fine doctor is going to remove my left hand from my ass."
Doctor: "Stop touching me."
To: Lizavetta
Hey, doc... on average, we have a couple of normal-sized heads.
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:12:08 PM PDT
by
r9etb
To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
Lol!
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:13:16 PM PDT
by
Normal4me
(I am a militant conservative according to Petah Jennings. I LIKE it!)
To: All
Angus Scrimm stars in Phantasm 2004 - The Tall Man Loses Big.
To: Lizavetta
Poor Pugsley.
To: Lizavetta
Doctor: Senator Kerry, it's called "severe halitosis". You have two options: a) Stop scratching your ass, or b) Stop picking your teeth. Either one will do the trick.
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:20:44 PM PDT
by
mikegi
To: Lizavetta
I don't get it. I have to pay you just for touching your shoulder? I fought and bled in Vietnam and was promised FREE medical care.
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:23:04 PM PDT
by
OldEagle
(Haven't been wrong since 1947.)
To: Jeff Chandler
LOL
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:23:53 PM PDT
by
swheats
To: Lizavetta
He looks like s_it!
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:24:01 PM PDT
by
Arpege92
To: Lizavetta
Why the long face???
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:24:02 PM PDT
by
Dale 1
To: gedeon3
"Igor -- quickly -- tell Doctor F. I need a recharge right awa...."
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:28:16 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
To: Lizavetta
[In that low, deep down lurch voice]
"uuuuuuuUUUUuuuUUUuuUUUUuuUUUUuuuooooohhhhhhhhhhHHHHhhhhhooOOO"
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:30:36 PM PDT
by
ChadGore
(Frustrate one liberal a day, that's all we ask.)
To: Lizavetta
No doc, I don't want to give blood, I need a few gallons.
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posted on
05/25/2003 4:35:59 PM PDT
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ditto h
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