Posted on 05/17/2003 5:38:21 PM PDT by LonePalm
Al Sharpton Churls
Fat Bottom Girls - words and music by Freddie Mercury
Satire by LonePalm
Are you gonna shake ‘em down tonight
Ah down inside that Dem firefight.
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Al Sharpton Churls
You make the Dem debates go wild
Hey I was just a whiny lib
Never knew no truth from fib
But I knew life before I left my college
Left alone with big fat Prof
He was such a commie toff
Heap big she-man you made a lib boy out of me
Hey hey!
I've been watching every Dem
Telling us we should pick them
I seen ev'ry blue-eyed huckster on the way
But their carping and their spin
Pretty soon it all grew thin
Give me the righteous reverend every time
Oh won't you shake ‘em down and wail?
Oh down inside that Dem fire sale
Oh and you give it all you got
Al Sharpton churls you make the Dem debates go round
Al Sharpton churls you make the Dem debates go round
Hey listen here
They talk of Dubya and they moan
I got stiffness from their drones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big Rev’rand you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this
Oh you gonna shake ‘em down and wail (please)
Oh down inside that Dem fire sale
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Al Sharpton churls you make the Dem debates go wild
Al Sharpton churls you make the freakin’ Dems so scared.
Get on your dykes and ride
Oooh yeah them Al Sharpton churls
Al Sharpton hurls
Yeah yeah yeah
Al Sharpton hurls
Yes yes
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