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To: WaveThatFlag
I feel dangerous, I'll give it a bump!

"Her idea of foreplay is me taking out the trash and doing the dishes while keeping the kids entertained."

I get lots of foreplay. LOL.


3 posted on 05/15/2003 12:55:37 PM PDT by Registered (RIP Baghdad Bob)
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To: Registered
If men understood how sexy it is to help with housework without being asked, to change diapers, to call babysitters, to play with the kids ... they'd do more of it.
5 posted on 05/15/2003 12:58:50 PM PDT by laurav
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To: Registered
Comedian John Mendoza: "I once dated a gal who said that foreplay should last 90 minutes. I said, 'Ninety minutes? Does that include the drive over?'"
6 posted on 05/15/2003 12:59:06 PM PDT by TheBigB ("Daddy, what's -b*tch-?" "It's a grown-up word, honey. It means junior Senator from New York")
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To: Registered
"Her idea of foreplay is me taking out the trash and doing the dishes while keeping the kids entertained."

That's nothing. What about when her idea of foreplay is a two and a half hour swedish massage?

8 posted on 05/15/2003 1:00:24 PM PDT by papertyger
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To: Registered
LOL! Well, it might not be official "foreplay", but it does allow me to be less exhausted when three kids finally go to bed, the dishes are done, the toys put away....
445 posted on 05/15/2003 11:00:10 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right!
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To: Registered
"Her idea of foreplay is me taking out the trash and doing the dishes while keeping the kids entertained."

Foreplay in Bakersfield: "Get off me pa! Yer crushin' my smokes!"

557 posted on 05/16/2003 8:32:17 AM PDT by Zevonismymuse
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