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Comedian John Mendoza: "I once dated a gal who said that foreplay should last 90 minutes. I said, 'Ninety minutes? Does that include the drive over?'"
6 posted on 05/15/2003 12:59:06 PM PDT by TheBigB ("Daddy, what's -b*tch-?" "It's a grown-up word, honey. It means junior Senator from New York")
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To: TheBigB
Comedian John Mendoza: "I once dated a gal who said that foreplay should last 90 minutes. I said, 'Ninety minutes? Does that include the drive over?'"

My wife and i usually have an hour of foreplay then i roll over and go to sleep because after 10 hours of work a day im tired and after 20 minutes into it shes already asleep!

295 posted on 05/15/2003 5:23:45 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (*** She thinks my tractors sexy***)
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To: TheBigB

That was really funny. LOL. I knew a gal who thought loading up with K-Y jelly was foreplay. Amen.


1,174 posted on 12/06/2005 1:53:01 AM PST by gakrak ("A wise man's heart is his right hand, But a fool's heart is at his left" Eccl 10:2)
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