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To: Registered
"Her idea of foreplay is me taking out the trash and doing the dishes while keeping the kids entertained."

That's nothing. What about when her idea of foreplay is a two and a half hour swedish massage?

8 posted on 05/15/2003 1:00:24 PM PDT by papertyger
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To: papertyger
hey-- that's MY idea of foreplay -- but I will settle for 45 minutes if I don't have to keep nudging the masseur awake! The rewards are worth it!
10 posted on 05/15/2003 1:02:04 PM PDT by Temple Drake ("to be a rock, and not to roll ...")
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To: papertyger
"That's nothing. What about when her idea of foreplay is a two and a half hour swedish massage?"


Now your talking.....



36 posted on 05/15/2003 1:25:34 PM PDT by FeliciaCat
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To: papertyger
What about when her idea of foreplay is a two and a half hour swedish massage?

Sounds like my wife.

168 posted on 05/15/2003 2:34:17 PM PDT by Junior (Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.)
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To: papertyger
What about when her idea of foreplay is a two and a half hour swedish massage?

I just don't understand the massage/sex connection. A massage makes me want to go to sleep.

202 posted on 05/15/2003 2:56:22 PM PDT by riri
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To: papertyger
What about when her idea of foreplay is a two and a half hour swedish massage?

Would the mood last till she got home?

570 posted on 05/16/2003 9:23:03 AM PDT by varon
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"what about when her idea of foreplay is a two and a half hour swedish massage"

that's a long time. I'd be asleep by the end of the first half hour. :)
701 posted on 05/16/2003 2:51:52 PM PDT by proud American in Canada ("We are a peaceful people. Yet we are not a fragile people.")
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