***Texas Democrat "BABIES" Hide In Oklahoma, Bob Graham Proves He's a Jerk***

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[The Wizard]

I'm sitting here watching a report that the Texas democrats have fled the state because they cannot deal with being in the minority.....Are these fellows realizing how big an asshole they look like.....children on the playground have more class.....

Governor Perry should arrest them when they return or extend the deadline of the congress....What kind of human being acts like this.....If it was me, I'd shoot them all when the re crossed the state line......

Bob Graham showed us all that he's not afraid to prove he has no idea what the President does....his accusations that attacking Iraq caused the bombing in Saudia Arabia guarentees us he'll never be president, and probably loose re election as well

[The Wizard]

I have never seen more fools than the democrats have in elected office now....as for Texas, I expect the governor to go get these clowns and force them to act like adults......I have never been brought to such a level of hate as when I see the lengths these democrats will go to to avoid following rules or laws.

Truly, Democrats are the enemies of the country.....if they are in the minority they cry like little babies.....gross, no men in the democrat party in Texas, not a one.

[Sam Cree]

Does Graham believe we should hide in a corner and make very sure that we offend no terrorists?

I better call him, I'm a constituent.

[MEG33]

The Dim Oklahoma gov is protecting the Texas Tantrums.

[Miss Marple]

CiCi Cnnollay is poison. Says Iraq is full of carjackings. Brit says you see those every day in L.A. (Go Brit!) She says yes, but not this bad.

Like I should take her word for it. Bah!

[sanjacjake]

Graham is a product of the below: He went on a diet to remove all the fat from his body....since the brain is
entirely fat..all he could do was be a Democratic Senator, without a brain....where he is today...JJ

[gulfcoast6]

Gram 'stumbles' when he talks like he makes things up as he goes along.

[MEG33]

The hand wringers are at it,again.

[LasVegasMac]

Governor Perry should arrest them when they return or extend the deadline of the congress....What kind of human being acts like this.....If it was me, I'd shoot them all when the re crossed the state line......

Man, what are you thinking? You can't shoot them all! The bag limit is only 5/day. Shame on you!

In all seriesness, it's a waste of good lead. We need to have some fun with this.

While closing all of Texas's borders is impossible, there are other things they could do.....

Post signs at all border crossing points, "All illegal immigrants and AWOL Democrat's will be arrested."

Billboards showing the faces of: 1) Texas's Most Wanted idiotic (ex ?) politicians; 2) Have you seen this / these person(s)?; 3) Over 50 recent job openings in the state legislature - only responsible individuals need apply.

Just some thoughts from Nevada.

LVM

[NonValueAdded]

2) Have you seen this / these person(s)?;

I like it! Are there enough of them for a deck of cards?

[hoot2]

"I have never been brought to such a level of hate as when I see the lengths these democrats will go to to avoid following rules or laws. "

uncle rush said it best.
"they couldn't obey a law; even if they passed it themselves..."
they've had lots of practice; since roosevelt, any way...

[governorjim]

I am so glad that Bob Graham is not my Senator....wait...my Senators are John F. Kerry and Kennedy....Rats!!!!!!

[mathluv]

There is a deck on another thread.

[SwinneySwitch]

Help Texas Law Enforcement

Have you seen any of these fugitives?

http://www.homestead.com/derelictlegislators/

[mathluv]

http://www.texasgop.org/features/cards.php
Here is the website for a pdf version of the cards.

[medscribe]

My contribution to the discussion:

The Yellow Dems of Texas
(sung to the Yellow Rose of Texas)

There’s a yellow group from Texas,
The most cowards you’ll ever see
They ran away from Austin, they ran clear to old Okie.
They wailed when they lost power, they filled their hearts with rage,
And when the Rangers found them, they hid like Senate pages.

They’re the sickest group of cowards, that Texas ever knew,
Who ran away from Austin, instead of making due.
You may curse about your Chiraq, and laugh about Herr Schroeder,
But the Yellow Dems of Texas, are the homegrown cowards for you!

[LasVegasMac]

Deck of cards - good one!

I have not heard the exact count, just 50+.

Always room for some jokers, right?

LVM

[Brilliant]

What Bush did is nothing less than brilliant, and Bob Graham has no clue. What Bush did is he took the war home to Saudi Arabia, where it belongs, and he did so without attacking the Saudis, and without forfeiting our long-standing relationship with them. He's forced the Saudis to take up sides against al Qaeda. If Graham doesn't see that master-stroke, then he is not qualified to be in the Congress or the White House.

[Nephi]

Is there anyway the Republicans can impeach the members for being AWOL? Wouldn't that be delicious?

[aristeides]

I suspect impeachment would require the same quorum.