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Fugitive Texas Demoquitters' Press Conference - Live Thread
5/13/03
| Angry Conservative
Posted on 05/13/2003 10:59:19 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
LIVE! From the Best Little Whorehouse in Ardmore
Its the Texas Demoquitters press conference
Do they have honor, ethics, and good ideas?
No, but they stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
TOPICS: Breaking News; Crime/Corruption; Government; Politics/Elections; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bravesirrobin; chickendance; demoquitters; fleeingchickens; fugitives; killerdees; lospolloslocos; runandhide; takethemoneyandrun; texasdemocrats
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To: Diddle E. Squat
The Brave Sir Robins are gathering around the podium now.
To: Diddle E. Squat
Did you bring the popcorn or should I run out and get some?
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posted on
05/13/2003 11:00:29 AM PDT
by
CFW
To: Diddle E. Squat
Quick! we need a deck of playing cards with their pictures on them!
4
posted on
05/13/2003 11:01:07 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(Carpe diem: an expense account for a fish.)
To: Diddle E. Squat
Claims that many of the GOP in the House privately agree with them
To: Diddle E. Squat
I don't have access..waiting for your report.
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posted on
05/13/2003 11:01:19 AM PDT
by
MEG33
To: Diddle E. Squat
Telling Tom Delay not to mess with Texas
Claiming to be proud Texans(but probably are big fans of Natalie Maines)
To: Diddle E. Squat
Claims that many of the GOP in the House privately agree with them.Are we keeping count of all their statements or just the lying portions?
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posted on
05/13/2003 11:02:28 AM PDT
by
CFW
To: Diddle E. Squat
Just got done writing this:
Texas Legislators Feared On
Murder, Robbery, Rape Spree
ARDMORE, Okla. -- Some of more than 50 Democratic members of the Texas House of Representatives who fled the state to prevent a quorum being present for a controversial vote on redistricting, have been implicated by Oklahoma police in a crime spree covering a large swath of the neighboring state, and centering around the city of Ardmore.
At a hastily-called press conference this morning, Ardmore Police Chief Tom Rice said at least one murder, fifteen burglaries, and three sexual assaults which have occurred in the area over the last 24 hours are suspected as the work of the runaway solons.
"These perpetrators are vicious, they have no regard for the rights of others, and they appear to be happy, even gleeful, at the prospect of taking what does not belong to them," Rice charged. "I think it's obvious to anyone that these are politicians."
Rice said police are investigating the death of Earl Stubb, 53, of Ardmore as a homicide which is potentially connected to the "Jackass Gang," as the local press has begun calling the runaway Democratic legislators. "The coroner determined Mr. Stubb died of a bleeding heart," Rice noted, "and he was surrounded by crates of government cheese. A Noam Chomsky book was discovered discarded in a nearby dumpster."
The chief pointed out that the numerous burglaries "certainly exhibited the hallmark of desperate, but politically-correct people. These pampered legislators, let's remember, have been on the run for at least several hours and you can bet they're already starved and damn cold. And from what I understand, most of the items taken in the thefts appear to be soy-related foodstuffs and clothing using hemp in its manufacture."
Asked about how the legislators had been connected to the trio of sexual assaults, Rice explained that, "Are you kidding? These are Democrats!"
Texas authorities are working closely with Oklahoma law enforcement officials in a coordinated effort to round up the gang of elected officials, Rice said. A poll conducted this morning by CBS affiliate KHOU in Houston, showed 94 percent of respondents urging officers to use care in apprehending the legislators, but once they are in custody, "Shoot to kill."
To: Diddle E. Squat
Claim the budget and other issues are being cast aside by Tom Delay.
(Every other sentence invoking 'Tom Delay'. Clearly this is directed from the national DNC, similar to how they tried to turn 'Newt Gingrich' into a dirty word.)
To: MEG33
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posted on
05/13/2003 11:04:05 AM PDT
by
LurkerNoMore!
(Texas Held Hostage: DAY 2)
To: Diddle E. Squat
One member of Congress is usurping the power of the 150 members of the Texas House.
To: Diddle E. Squat
One person is manipulating the process.
To: Diddle E. Squat
Who is the one person? Martin Frost?
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posted on
05/13/2003 11:05:36 AM PDT
by
JohnnyZ
(That's my theory and I'm sticking to it! At least for the present . . .)
To: Diddle E. Squat
School finance, malpractice is ignored to deal with redistricting. I am proud of us coming across the Red River to put Texans first. Partisan politics is not the answer. Tom Delay was not the deciding vote.
(Every speaker is invoking Delay's name)
To: Diddle E. Squat
If it was Hillary! you could easliy ure her back with a few microphones and cameras.
To: Diddle E. Squat
The proposed redistricting map destroys the rule of Texas. Makes it beholden to suburbia. Districts are too gerrymandered and poorly drawn.
To: LurkerNoMore!
Thanks..got it!
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posted on
05/13/2003 11:07:56 AM PDT
by
MEG33
To: talleyman
Try This link
http://www.texasgop.org/features/cards.php
To: freedomlover
I am so sick and tired of Communist Democrats, these people are chicken shit French who run for the borders at the first sign of a man to man fight. Noting but a bunch of thugs no better than the Chicago Mayor Daily mafia.
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posted on
05/13/2003 11:08:31 AM PDT
by
pwatson
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