The Republicans Control Everything

cathy

[DaisyCutter]

[Skip Ripley]

I am the Republican Bogeyman! BOO!

[DaisyCutter]

Gah, beat me to the punch

[Aeronaut]

The Republicans control everything:

Miguel Estrada?

Priscilla Owen?

[Lady Heron]

Can we say zot??

[the_Watchman]

The Democrats have not only been pushing for machines without paper trails, they insist that it would be improper to make sure that the person voting is actually registered to vote!

[tcostell]

The Democrats really only have a few issues to sell to the American public:

1. Class Warfare. (hate the rich, even if you are the rich.)

2. Racial Preference in the form of affirmative action.

3. Increased government control of economic decision making, and the associated reduction in economic freedom for the individual.

4. More denial of the failure of liberal social engineering programs. (like a unionized education monopoly)

5. Cheap and frequent abortion.

This is their message, the things they stand for. It's easy to say all the "I hate the shrub" noise, but to win an election you need to be for something and these are the only clubs in the Democrat's bag. It doesn't sound to me like these are the things that Americans are interested in right now.

[Publius]

Boob.

Now you're insulting boobs. I kinda like boobs.

[Redcloak]

You want your country back? Since when was France missing? Have you retraced your steps? Perhaps you've laid it down someplace. Try looking underneath Germany. Many a French woman has been under a German, so perhaps the entire nation's there now.

[BrooklynGOP]

The Republicans control everything:

I thought the Jews controlled everything?

[Dstorm]

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

Napoleon XIV

[Senator Pardek]

I thought it was the Jews.

[Diddle E. Squat]

[Richard Kimball]

It's always nice to read an informed opinion like yours.

[SaltyDog]

Control the Media? I don't know what planet you are from but it's not this one. The liberal media is alive and unfortunately well. If you are so upset about living in this country, there are planes leaving daily to take you to whatever liberal neurvana you wish.

[BureaucratusMaximus]

Yours is better...I should've got the 8 by 10s instead of the 4 by 8s. I'll have to look for those negatives...

[Poohbah]

The Republicans control everything:

I thought the Jews controlled everything?

To hear the extremists of both left and right tell the tale, it's a twofer: Republican Jews control everything.

[INSENSITIVE GUY]

The election was'nt stolen.Have you ever heard of the "electoral college"?The reason for the electoral college is to keep highly populated areas from ALWAYS picking the president!Besides,votes from populated areas are because of the leeches in society live there.

[Segale2001]

Bump

[green team 1999]

oh no,not this garbage please!