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It's the Flight Suit
The Freedom Institute ^ | May 12 2003 | Dr. Bob Orndoff

Posted on 05/12/2003 8:05:48 AM PDT by lethbridge_east

Heretofore, since at least FDR, most of our American Presidents have been typically staid, except for the notable exception of John F. Kennedy when he appeared formally and repeatedly sans hat. Henceforth the exposed male head was an overnight fad.

With a bad back and Addison’s Disease, Kennedy nevertheless exuded physical vitality to us----he was young, fit, trim and daring (he would sail a boat bare-handed in the open ocean for a magazine photo-op)---furthermore, he exposed his bare head in all settings, even the most formal.

Long-established haberdasheries collapsed shortly after Kennedy’s inauguration because of the ensuing world-wide trend of hatless men.

Now, forty-two years later, U.S. President Bush flew to the homebound troops in a military jet plane and landed on the deck of a carrier. With his flight helmet tucked comfortably against his side Bush was televised for the world’s consumption swaggering across the deck of the world’s largest aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln in a genital-enhancing, parachute-strapped, olive-drab, form-fitted flight suit.

‘Whooo baby! Hold on right there!‘ they howled. For “mediafems” and reflexive Bush critics among the notable women in this profession---whose job it is to either report or comment (or both) on the news…all who griped on the world’s stage of TV, etc. about the carrier landing, had at least their secondary focus on---The Flight Suit.

Ponder briefly what occurred. An adequate summary goes like this: ‘Bush landed as a passenger on a carrier deck.’

This dramatic scene carried by the big media was a version of the “Society News Section-Controls-the-Headlines: It had that--- “Bush wore a beautiful deep-blue sequined-gown as he stepped from the shiny-wet-black helicopter.”---kind of flavor.

Well, something smells Freudian to me about (Robert Byrd not withstanding) women who get exercised when their perceptions unexpectedly titillate their psyches---they don’t like it one bit. ‘Bush was just too sexy for his clothes.’

The refrain was unbearable to Anti-Bush Fems because it had Bush in ALL his glory. Alas, since he is virtually their sworn enemy, it just couldn’t be true to them. Their escape from this cognitive dissonance was to at once deny their flashes of sexual interest and fly into a rage at the same time.

How do I know all this? I’ve been reading what women have been writing about this very concern. To wit, Lisa Schiffren, in the 5/09/03 edition of the Wall Street Journal: Hey, Flyboy! Women voters agree: President Bush is a hottie!

“Back on the West Side, among the liberals I live surrounded by, there was dissent. At my younger children's preschool, comments ranged from ‘well he's cute, but not my type’ to ‘I can't think of anything more revolting.’ Many of them still cite Bill Clinton and his allegedly penetrating intellect as more appealing.”

Schiffren, after speaking with conservative ladies from the (New York) City’s East Side, came to an alternate conclusion:

“The American media were fully aware of how stunning the president looked last week. And they chose to defuse it by referring endlessly to the "photo-oppiness" of the event. The man uses overwhelming military force to vanquish a truly evil foe, facing down balking former "allies," and he is not taken seriously as a foreign- policy president. He out top-guns the Hollywood version, and all the media can talk about is the impending campaign commercial.”

Schiffren’s East-siders spoke unabashedly about Bush’s praiseworthiness and their libidos:

“…among the soccer moms I spend my days with. At my daughter's East Side school, my friend Emily, a mother of two and probably a liberal, examined the picture of the president in his fly-boy gear that I just happened to have in my purse. She looked carefully, grinned and said, "He's a hottie. No doubt about it. Really a hottie. Why haven't I noticed this before?”

And then from the writer’s friend: "Hot? SO HOT!!!!! THAT UNIFORM!" In a more restrained way, my friend Maggie, a writer/mom, explained: "I think he is actually protecting me and my sons, and I find that attractive in a man."

It would seem from of all of these observations that, while some liberal women are painfully repressed, conservative women are enjoying liberation. Not too long ago it was thought to be the reverse.

I don’t know what to make of Robert Byrd, except to conclude lazily that he experienced at least a brief rise to Bush’s apparition when he protested almost vigorously: "I do question the motives of a deskbound president who assumes the garb of a warrior for the purposes of a speech."

It’s hard on Kleagle Byrd as time slips away like sand in the hand and the memory of his donning the silky-white-hood Klu Klux Klan uniform of racial terror is to him a forgotten waywardness.

Psychopathology explains repressed liberal women’s reactions to “Bush-The-Sexy-Hero,” as does long-standing class bigotry and partisan politics allow a clear understanding of Senator Byrd.

Jean Chretien, on the other hand, mystifies analysts. Neither pragmatic nor honestly idealistic, he stands with Chirac for no other apparent reason than transient reassurance that someone likes him.

France will drop Canada like a bad habit once the Maple Leaf is no longer one of France’s covers for sagging public relations. Everyone knows this, yet Chretien still salivates on Jacque’s shoe like a hungry and gracious dog.

The more I scrutinize Canada and its abrupt shift toward global socialism, the more I wonder…have they become so very unlike us when we have been always so close?


TOPICS: Canada; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: aircraft; boborndoff; flightsuit; georgewbush; iraq; navyone
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To: NJJ
Can you imagine the Dims if W rode into Baghdad on a camel?
How about a parachute landing right smack dab in Freedom Square? Even better, W carrying Private Lynch to safety? We can think of numerous scenarios which would make the jet trip pale in comparison!
41 posted on 05/12/2003 9:44:08 AM PDT by Toespi
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To: UB355
Could you just go back and bury yourself under the rock you slid out of?
42 posted on 05/12/2003 9:46:02 AM PDT by Texagirl4W
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To: UB355
I really hate to see lies like that being perpetuated.
43 posted on 05/12/2003 9:46:27 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Frugal is such an ugly word.)
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To: Flurry
The age of the birds he was flying took GUTS to strap on.
I believe the TX ANG was flying F-102's and F-105's at that time. The F-102 was built in the mid 50's and the F-105 was built in the late 50's. I think W flew the 102's. This wasn't an easy bird to fly, even when it was new. It was a fast airplane that was very unforgiving to incompetent pilots.
44 posted on 05/12/2003 9:46:40 AM PDT by wjcsux
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
You'd think there's no way in hell that a dopey guy like Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien can look "manly," but he can.

There was an incident a few years ago at a public appearance of his, in which a group of demonstrators tried to disrupt the event. One of them even managed to get on the dais where Chretien was speaking, and attempted to assault him.

Chretien must have flashed back to the hockey days of his youth, because he began to administer a thorough beating on the assailant before his security staff intervened and dragged the guy away.

45 posted on 05/12/2003 9:46:48 AM PDT by Alberta's Child
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To: Modernman
Your fiancee has excellent taste. You are a fortunate man.
46 posted on 05/12/2003 9:47:29 AM PDT by Texagirl4W
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To: wjcsux
Yes delta wing aircraft have some real nasty low speed habits and stall recovery requires a lot of altitude. They glide like rocks. And land at cruise speed (ha).
47 posted on 05/12/2003 9:53:33 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Smokers are people too, most are good people. But Will Rogers never met me.)
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To: Modernman
"My fiancee has a major crush on W. Should I be jealous? :-)"

She is attracted to him, and she chose you...you should be flattered! ;o)

48 posted on 05/12/2003 9:54:43 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (Never have so many been so wrong about so much.)
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To: Toespi
His father has already done a parachute jump...although not while President but after his term.
49 posted on 05/12/2003 10:06:40 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Texagirl4W
Don't get me wrong, my caption didn't post.

This crap was in today's Milwaukee Journal and is typical of the left's long list of losing editorialists
50 posted on 05/12/2003 10:09:52 AM PDT by UB355
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To: xp38
He did another one during WWII when his plane was shot out from under him. WJC's dad didn't even hang around to raise his son. Some things are genetic.
51 posted on 05/12/2003 10:10:02 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Smokers are people too, most are good people. But Will Rogers never met me.)
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To: Modernman
My fiancee has a major crush on W. Should I be jealous? :-)

My suggestion to you......when you are married to her, treat her exactly the W treats his wife. Behave as he does, with strength, courage, honor physical affection, and fidelity.

You will be loved (and have lots of fun) the rest of your life!

52 posted on 05/12/2003 10:11:53 AM PDT by ohioWfan (President BUSH......Leadership, Integrity, Morality)
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To: Flurry
Yes delta wing aircraft have some real nasty low speed habits and stall recovery requires a lot of altitude. They glide like rocks.

And yet an unmanned F-106 made a "safe" landing - see link to USAF museum.

The aircraft on display (S/N 58-0787) was involved in an unusual incident. During a training mission from Malmstrom AFB on February 2, 1970, it suddenly entered an uncontrollable flat spin forcing the pilot to eject. Unpiloted, the aircraft recovered on its own, apparently due to the balance and configuration changes caused by the ejection, and miraculously made a gentle belly landing in a snow-covered field near Big Sandy, Montana. After minor repairs, the aircraft was returned to service. It last served with the 49th Fighter Interceptor Squadron before being brought to the Museum in August 1986.

53 posted on 05/12/2003 10:14:43 AM PDT by Fudd
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To: isthisnickcool
But not on cool hand George.

Cool hand Geroge, I love it!!!

54 posted on 05/12/2003 10:23:51 AM PDT by CaliforniaOkie
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To: Fudd
The 106 was similar to but much better than the 102. Both were used as Intercepters in North American Air Defense. As far as the story you mentioned goes (knew about it). And remember that people have survived a 10,000 ft fall without a parachute, but they never recommend that others try it. Flat spins are seldom recovered from in any plane. Flat spins usually stop upon impact with terra firma.
55 posted on 05/12/2003 10:56:10 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Smokers are people too, most are good people. But Will Rogers never met me.)
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To: GOP_Proud
We like our men to at least appear to able to protect us.

Absolutely true. I don't care how self-sufficient or strong and capable we see ourselves (speaking very generally here)...we love to feel protected by men.

56 posted on 05/12/2003 11:04:18 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Frugal is such an ugly word.)
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To: Libertina
...he he he
57 posted on 05/12/2003 11:04:55 AM PDT by Aquamarine
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To: nutmeg
...Bush in ALL his glory. Alas, since he is virtually their sworn enemy...

He is their sworn enemy because he is a REAL MAN and they can't stand real men.
58 posted on 05/12/2003 12:13:41 PM PDT by Bigg Red
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To: Modernman
...fiancee has a major crush on W...

Shows she has good taste. Consider it a compliment.
59 posted on 05/12/2003 12:15:00 PM PDT by Bigg Red
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; UB355
Don't be hard on UB355; look at his post #50
60 posted on 05/12/2003 12:18:41 PM PDT by Bigg Red
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