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Oregon County Seeks Klingon Interpreter
abc ^ | 5/10/03

Posted on 05/10/2003 3:22:11 PM PDT by knak

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To: knak
Oh great ! A number of different Klingon dialects exsist, but the official one is always that of the current emperor.

um....just who is the current Klingon emperor ?
41 posted on 05/10/2003 5:04:42 PM PDT by stylin19a (2 wrongs don't make a right.....but 3 rights make a left)
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To: knak
Hmmmmm....

42 posted on 05/10/2003 5:05:37 PM PDT by Ronin
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To: knak
Hmmmmm....

43 posted on 05/10/2003 5:05:41 PM PDT by Ronin
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To: knak
The scary part is how did the Oregon bureaucrats know it was Klingon?
44 posted on 05/10/2003 5:05:44 PM PDT by catpuppy
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To: kAcknor
Vem!
45 posted on 05/10/2003 5:08:44 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: knak
"There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak,"

Like, I heard this American, like, a teenager, and like, she said, " Whoa, DU-D-E-dd, LIKE, hey man, ARE YOU LIKE FROM STAR TREK, DUUU---DDDE?" (Is this Klingon?)

So, teenagers speak as above in valley girl -- Klingon makes more sense to me -- than what she said or whatever I hear at the mall.
46 posted on 05/10/2003 5:14:39 PM PDT by BeAllYouCanBe (Maybe this "Army Of One" is a good thing - You Gotta Admire the 3rd Infantry Accomplishments)
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To: knak
Klingon Speakers Now Outnumber Navajo Speakers

Klingons Open New Law Office

47 posted on 05/10/2003 6:26:20 PM PDT by uglybiker (Fishing: The only sport one can engage in while sitting down and drinking beer....I like to fish.)
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To: A CA Guy
Klingon is a real language compared to ebonics.
48 posted on 05/10/2003 6:28:43 PM PDT by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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To: knak

http://www.kli.org/stuff/Merchant.html

49 posted on 05/10/2003 6:57:14 PM PDT by NativeNewYorker (Freepin' Jew Boy)
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To: A CA Guy
funny
50 posted on 05/10/2003 7:56:30 PM PDT by knak
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To: stylin19a
Kha'less, of course.
51 posted on 05/11/2003 12:24:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Senator Pardek
Excuse me, but I believe that Comic Book Guy is a self-sustaining entrepreneur - thank you very much. And no, you do not have enough $$$ to purchase the Carl Yastremski card with the cool sideburns, so please get out of my store. Good day.

Best imitation..EVER!

52 posted on 05/11/2003 9:15:55 AM PDT by guitfiddlist
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To: Senator Pardek
Vem!

kAcknor Sez:

Well, yes.. Hmmm....

"bISovbejbe'DI' tImer" (When in doubt, surprise them.)

Have you checked the *bang_list today?

53 posted on 05/11/2003 1:15:10 PM PDT by kAcknor
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To: guitfiddlist
Always.
54 posted on 05/11/2003 5:01:39 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: dagoofyfoot
I also read somewhere that "The Force" was a growing religion in Australia some place.

True. Large numbers of people in several English-speaking countries have decided to list their religion as "Jedi" on census forms, as a big joke on the government: Jedi Census

As a result, Jedi is now the 4th largest religion in Britain, with 390,000 adherents. (Will we soon see black robed protestors in the streets of London, with signs saying -"Jedi is the future of Britain" ???)

55 posted on 05/13/2003 11:36:51 AM PDT by Rytwyng (Romani Ite Domum!)
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