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Rummy the Genius Forgot About Nukes
NY observer ^ | 5-7-03 | Joe Conason

Posted on 05/07/2003 4:26:59 PM PDT by TheRedSoxWinThePennant

Rummy the Genius Forgot About Nukes
by Joe Conason


The genius of Donald Rumsfeld and his deputies in the Defense Department is currently among the mainstream media’s favorite themes. According to the conventional viewpoint, their military strategy in Iraq was practically flawless, their political instincts are masterful, and their philosophical grounding is deep. (Some of them have even read Leo Strauss.) They’re just undeniably brilliant.

To Americans who read and worry about the most recent developments in Iraq, this ceaseless chorus of praise for the Pentagon hierarchy can only be reassuring. Because otherwise, the facts on the ground might hint that Mr. Rumsfeld and company are not very bright and dangerously incompetent.

At the podium, of course, the Defense Secretary is unrivaled in his alternating moods of clever banter and flashing irritation. No one will ever forget his witty riposte to questions about the pillaging of Baghdad’s precious antiquities, when he demanded to know how many times we would have to watch that videotape of the same vase being carried away by a fleet-footed looter. Why would anyone think that the Pentagon should have planned to prevent the destruction and theft that followed Saddam’s fall? This administration had other priorities—most urgently at the Ministry of Oil, which was immediately surrounded by American armor.

Yet troubling news keeps filtering in from Iraq that might raise doubts about Mr. Rumsfeld and the other "grown-ups" in command of the coalition forces.

According to The Washington Post, a newspaper that fervently supported the war, the Pentagon utterly failed to secure Iraq’s nuclear facilities at Kut and al Tuwaitha. The result has been wholesale looting, with unknown losses of such potentially dangerous radioactive materials as cesium, cobalt and partially enriched uranium. So far, Special Forces detachments have found at least two nuclear caches that were "plundered extensively enough that authorities could not rule out the possibility that deadly materials had been stolen."

Now Mr. Rumsfeld might regard this as yet another stupid question, but wasn’t the purpose of this invasion to secure and prevent the spread of weapons of mass destruction? The biological and chemical weapons that the Defense Secretary and the President warned us were in Saddam Hussein’s possession have not been found so far. Teams of soldiers and technicians are scouring the countryside in vain, turning up barrels of pesticides and empty tractor-trailers. Looters have recently been seen running in and out of the Iraqi nuclear facilities, and they represent a deadly serious problem. Although the radioactive materials at those sites were useless to construct an atomic bomb, they would be more than adequate for a so-called dirty bomb. In theory, such a primitive weapon could be detonated in a major American city, spreading deadly isotopes over dozens of blocks.

It isn’t difficult to imagine enterprising Iraqi thieves peddling a container of cesium or uranium to the highest bidder from Al Qaeda or Hezbollah.

The threat of terrorists wielding dirty bombs is supposedly on the minds of our top government officials. The Justice Department is currently detaining a U.S. citizen named Jose Padilla because he allegedly contemplated such an assault, although the government has presented no evidence that he got beyond the daydreaming stage.

So the Bush administration has held Mr. Padilla in circumstances of dubious constitutionality. It concocted phony stories about Saddam’s imminent nuclear bomb. It is straining to find weapons of mass destruction that probably no longer exist. It finds the time, the money and the mental energy to stage a photo-op landing for the President aboard an aircraft carrier. But nobody in Washington thought of guarding the Iraqi nuclear materials that might truly pose a threat to us—until after the sites had been breached.

If we didn’t already know that our leaders are geniuses, we might start to wonder whether they’re idiots. The other unthinkable possibility is that the people telling us our leaders are geniuses may be idiots, too—and that we are idiots for believing them.

Before anyone assumes that the U.S. government is unable to plan for important contingencies, however, let’s look on the brighter side. Certain kinds of logistical maneuvers are well within the capacity of the officials now running Iraq, who display considerable foresight and initiative when matters of true importance are at stake.

For example, the Associated Press reports that when the U.S. sponsored a political meeting in Baghdad two weeks ago, the U.S. Air Force flew in a skilled chef from the Kuwait Hilton to feed them steak au poivre, lamb stew, Black Forest cake, meringues and cream puffs. The operation went off very well, and almost nobody worried that the chef happened to be French.

You may reach Joe Conason via email at:
jconason@observer.com.


TOPICS: Editorial
KEYWORDS: aftermathanalysis; altuwaitha; conason; iraqifreedom; joeconason; kut; nukes
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It isn’t difficult to imagine enterprising Iraqi thieves peddling a container of cesium or uranium to the highest bidder from Al Qaeda or Hezbollah.

but I thought the left said there was no proof of a Iraqi/alqueda link.

The biological and chemical weapons that the Defense Secretary and the President warned us were in Saddam Hussein’s possession have not been found so far.

another lib with really bad timing since the day this is released we found the mobile bio lab!
1 posted on 05/07/2003 4:26:59 PM PDT by TheRedSoxWinThePennant
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To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
Clinton Sink Boy spews again. Memo to Joey: Keep the hate alive, at least for six more long, long years. Hehehehe....
2 posted on 05/07/2003 4:32:04 PM PDT by eureka! (Rats and Presstitutes lie--they have to in order to survive.....)
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To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
Sour grapes from a Kool Aid drinker, and one of the most purely EVIL people I believe I've ever seen. I swear - look at that man's eyes.... Cold and cruel!
3 posted on 05/07/2003 4:42:59 PM PDT by Humidston (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law)
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To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
You posted a Conason and I'll never forget it!I'm out of Pepto and low on Rolaids.
4 posted on 05/07/2003 4:46:18 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
This administration had other priorities—most urgently at the Ministry of Oil, which was immediately surrounded by American armor.

That turns out to be an error of fact. No such thing occurred.


5 posted on 05/07/2003 4:49:26 PM PDT by Nick Danger (The liberals are slaughtering themselves at the gates of the newsroom)
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To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
The threat of terrorists wielding dirty bombs

Dirty bombs are an annoyance, not the nukes that need worrying about. Nukes with a kiloton or more yield are worth worrying about.

6 posted on 05/07/2003 4:49:31 PM PDT by RightWhale (Theorems link concepts; proofs establish links)
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To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
ULTIMATE CLINTON BUTTBOY JOE CONASON RUNS AWAY CRYING FROM FREEPER ON GLORIA ALLRED SHOW
7 posted on 05/07/2003 4:50:31 PM PDT by doug from upland (my dogs ran from the room when they heard Hillary shrieking on the radio)
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To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
"According to The Washington Post(AKA compost)...the Pentagon utterly failed to secure Iraq’s nuclear facilities... "

gee joe; klinton lost the "nuke football" three times, while gettin' a "lewinsky"; he was not only too stupid; he was too lazy...even in sex; the only thing he gave was "evidence..."

8 posted on 05/07/2003 4:51:24 PM PDT by hoot2
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To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
"This administration had other priorities—most urgently at the Ministry of Oil, which was immediately surrounded by American armor."
Oh, how sinister. It is not possible that the US was trying to prevent an economic and environmental disaster of unthinkable proportions, is it? And as I learned while listening to NPR on the way home, the US and the Brits are domineering and arrogant when they do come to the oil fields and that we are clearly lying when we say the oil belongs to the Iraqi people. This after learning this morning that it was a bad thing to release the children in Bagdad from prison where they clearly explained they were being tortured. Why, because we don't have any qualified social workers there now. I think my head is going to explode if I hear one more sows ear out of a silk purse story. Rant ended.

9 posted on 05/07/2003 4:54:03 PM PDT by Bahbah
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To: Humidston
"Sour grapes from a Kool Aid drinker, and one of the most purely EVIL people I believe I've ever seen. I swear - look at that man's eyes.... Cold and cruel! "


is this it? even his tie is crooked...

10 posted on 05/07/2003 4:57:01 PM PDT by hoot2
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To: doug from upland
Thanks Doug, I just love those blasts from the past. It was, as Ed Sullivan used to say, "A really big shew."
11 posted on 05/07/2003 5:00:29 PM PDT by mc5cents
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To: Nick Danger
No such thing occurred.....

Truth matters little to Conason and the socialist/marxists of the left.

12 posted on 05/07/2003 5:06:32 PM PDT by PISANO
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To: doug from upland
BRAVO BRAVO!!!
*Deep bow in your direction*

I wish I could've heard it!
13 posted on 05/07/2003 5:07:15 PM PDT by Humidston (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law)
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To: hoot2
YES! Perfect capture, Hoot2!

He needs to change his name..... to Faust!
14 posted on 05/07/2003 5:08:29 PM PDT by Humidston (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law)
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To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
This administration had other priorities—most urgently at the Ministry of Oil, which was immediately surrounded by American armor.

No it was securing ammunition dumps. I stopped right there.

15 posted on 05/07/2003 5:08:33 PM PDT by Carry_Okie (California: Where government meets pornography every day!)
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To: Humidston
Usually, when I refer to a liberal as being "evil" I say it tongue-in-cheek but in the case of Conason, I believe you've used the word correctly.

That guy gives me the creeps.

16 posted on 05/07/2003 5:15:49 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: hoot2
"Ain't he got a purty mouth."
17 posted on 05/07/2003 5:20:46 PM PDT by Gorzaloon (Contents may have settled during shipping, but this tagline contains the stated product weight.)
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To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
I wanted to share this little exchange we had earlier today regarding that article if I may.


From: "Gearld" gkubly@
To: jconason@observer.com
Subject:
Date: Wednesday, May 07, 2003 4:20 PM

Joe Joe Joe
Go get your wet diaper changed and have someone put you down for your nap, And don't worry the big boys will protect you.



From: Jconason1@aol.com
To: gkubly@
Subject: Re: No Subject
Date: Wednesday, May 07, 2003 5:33 PM

I don't need them to protect me, numbskull. I need them to protect the
nuclear materials from being stolen in Iraq. You don't seem bright enough to
understand that -- but you will when the dirty bomb goes off.

LMAO at this twit. He doesn't need them to protect him I guess he thinks Hill and Bill will protect him from this so called dirty bomb.

18 posted on 05/07/2003 5:32:57 PM PDT by Gkubly
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To: hoot2
Lol
19 posted on 05/07/2003 5:37:03 PM PDT by vbmoneyspender
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To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
And ... I have seen a couple of articles from other media who say the nuke sites had been looted some time ago - long before the war started.

I just wish these people would check their facts more thoroughly before being so willing and ready to rip this admin apart - or call them stupid or inept.
20 posted on 05/07/2003 6:21:55 PM PDT by CyberAnt ( America - You Are The Greatest!!)
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