Do you have gas? (levity? alert)

Convience stores and restaurants | 5/7/2003 | self

[gcruse]

When the Clinton Whitehouse travel office booked flights for the first traitor, Air Force One always asked if he wanted gumming or nongumming.

[Still Thinking]

y favorite is in the checkout line when the checker or bagger says "you have a good one" (as in day). I respond, "Why yes I do, thanks for noticing."

I love that one myself. I've been using it for years.

[ODDITHER]

I earned my way through college as a waitress in a restaurant. One day when I went up to take a man's order, he said do you have frog legs? when I answered yes, he said "well then hop back into the kitchen and get me a steak."

When my mother was a little girl they would go into the grocery stores and ask if they had Prince Albert in a can, when the store clerk would answer yes they would say "well you better let him out so he can breath."