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Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore - San Antonio man get complaints, says he has rights
San Antonio Express News ^ | May 5, 2003 | By Jesse Bogan / San Antonio Express-News

Posted on 05/05/2003 11:08:26 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP

Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore

 
San Antonio Express-News
 
Web Posted : 05/05/2003 12:00 AM
 
Though he appears nearly naked from time to time, Joseph Gottschalk is legally covered.

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Joseph Gottschalk causes controversy by choosing to wear the minimum amount of clothing required by law while bicycling. The thong-clad Gottschalk was riding in his neighborhood near Southside Lions Park on Saturday.
Bob Owen/Express-News
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"Don't they call that a thong? I think it's disgusting," said Norm Sutton, 66, of the undressed man who rides his bike around Southside Lions Park.

San Antonio Park Police have received several complaints over the past month about a man who cruises on a bicycle wearing only shoes and a thong — a swimsuit or undergarment that doesn't cover the buttocks.

"This is unique, let me tell you. Normal general public doesn't do that," said Park Police Capt. Raymond Castro. "But he's within his civil rights and legal rights to wear his thong."

According to state law, no offense is committed if the man has "his anus and genitals" covered, Castro said. Which the thong does, if nothing else.

Gottschalk, 52, an unemployed truck driver who dabbles in carpentry, is aware of his rights and compares riding nearly naked to driving the maximum legal speed limit.

"It doesn't take much clothing to take care of the requirement," he said. "I call it exhibitionism.

"We all claim to believe in the value of personal liberty, but we don't," he said. "No one person has the right to outrank the law and tell me what to wear."

Ed Mitchell, 63, a retired Bexar County deputy who frequents the park, shook his head at the fine line that keeps Gottschalk from going to jail for indecent exposure or disorderly conduct.

"That little bit he's got on, a fig leaf would probably cover more than that," he said.

Ivonne Castoreno, 33, said Gottschalk keeps to himself, but she changed her walking schedule after seeing him a couple of times. Her 13-year-old son was with her.

"What disturbs me is that he's doing this by a public park around small children," she said. "Look at this guy — you know, he's not hiding much. Keep it in the bedroom."

Gottschalk has been contacted by police at least 20 times in the past four years regarding his lack of attire.

When asked about the criticism, he raised his arms high and averred that seeing the human body is not traumatic.

"I am a person. How could it possibly harm anyone — child or not —— to see a person? It can't," he said.

Gottschalk, who is divorced, has four sons, ages 14 to 25.

"They consider me to be a mild embarrassment, but they love me," he said.

Some at the park near Hiawatha and Pecan Valley streets just smiled.

"He comes here often wearing the same black thong," said Marisa Ayala, 26, who like many others in the area enjoys walking in the park before the heat of the day sets in. "He doesn't look like he bothers anybody. He's just riding around."

Betty Seibold, 57, who lives down the street from Gottschalk, said she's seen him mow his lawn and wash his truck in the skimpy attire.

"From an artistic perspective, he's attractive looking," said Seibold, a retired schoolteacher of 32 years. "He's in good shape. His behavior may seem strange to us, but we are all a little strange in different ways. We are all eccentric."

Just before getting back on his bicycle, Gottschalk clipped on his cell phone.

"I am sane," he said. "Heck, I am better than sane. I basically love life. ... You gotta find some humor in life."


jbogan@express-news.net


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bicyclist; bikenazi; dontlookethyl; exhibitionism; exhibitionist; gottschalk; holdmuhfigleaf; sanantonio; texas; thestreak; thong; thongcladcyclist
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To: martin_fierro
Well, it is not shrinkage. It is retraction! ISTs always do it for me...
121 posted on 05/05/2003 2:53:25 PM PDT by sit-rep
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To: martin_fierro
Thanks!! I've been wracking my brain trying to remember. Haven't seen much of them in a while. ... YATTA ...
122 posted on 05/05/2003 2:56:30 PM PDT by girlscout
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To: martin_fierro
Just in case you were going to ask, IST is the abbreviation for "Industrial Strength Thong".
123 posted on 05/05/2003 5:34:49 PM PDT by sit-rep
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To: sit-rep
Ah, thanks. I was wondering. <|:)~
124 posted on 05/05/2003 5:47:58 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: MeeknMing
I can't believe San Antonio law allows this! What if he walked the downtown streets like that!??
125 posted on 05/05/2003 6:58:37 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: martin_fierro
Too late.
126 posted on 05/05/2003 8:38:43 PM PDT by nunya bidness (It's not an assault weapon, it's a Homeland Defense Rifle.)
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To: girlscout
Reading all of this reminds me of that group of Japanese singers who wore only cotton briefs with a fig leaf stategically placed. Does anyone remember the name of that band?

The Men From Y.A.T.T.A.?


127 posted on 05/05/2003 10:50:53 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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To: potlatch
What if he walked the downtown streets like that!??

He's admitted to exhibitionism. What if he wore just his thong under a raincoat and flashed unsuspecting women and children, would he be classified as a sex criminal?

128 posted on 05/05/2003 10:54:36 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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To: weegee
That's a VERY good question! I'm just amazed that San Antonio allows this. My son lives in San Antonio, but is working abroad right now, so I'm very familiar with S.A.!!
129 posted on 05/05/2003 11:00:07 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: Pearls Before Swine
"What ever happened to "safe cycling?"

I notice that in the photos he doesn't have toe clips or clipon pedals either. Not to mention his butt would have ruined quality sattles like the full leather Brooks B 15, B 17, and professional. Not to mention that with no gloves the road would have pounded his hands silly.

I wonder if they had let him come into a bicycle shop like that. If they did, it was likely only because he couldn't pocket anything.

I used to wear a lycra skinsuit when time trialing or racing in criteriums, (which are small closed circuit road races on bicycles) but this nut's version of one was rediculous.

130 posted on 06/23/2003 8:11:29 PM PDT by bicycle thug
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To: MeeknMing; r9etb; areafiftyone; martin_fierro; Redcloak; toast; AppyPappy; Living Free in NH; ...
I read the following in yesterday's Houston Chronicle in the Metropolitan Section:
Cyclist who wore thong found dead in Big Bend
- BIG BEND NATIONAL PARK
A man who drew attention for wearing only a thong while riding his bicycle in San Antonio has been found dead in a park, authorities said Monday.

The nude body of Joseph Gottschalk, 52, of San Antonio was discovered Saturday afternoon by some visitors at Big Bend National Park, park spokesman David Elkowitz said.

Justice of the Peace Shirley Williams told The Associated Press that autopsy results are pending. The National Park Service is investigating, Elkowitz said.

131 posted on 06/25/2003 7:10:18 AM PDT by girlscout
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To: girlscout
Wow -- sad ending. Something tells me his thong was probably his undoing, too. I'm wondering if some young thug decided that he didn't need to see a guy in a thong, and decided to take him out.

Either that, or Gottshcalk thonged his way through Big Bend and killed himself through dehydration.

132 posted on 06/25/2003 7:40:56 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: r9etb
Thad. Now he will be thinging thongs with the angels.
133 posted on 06/25/2003 8:24:53 AM PDT by SquirrelKing (Beware the tyrrany of the urgent.)
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To: SquirrelKing
Oof!
134 posted on 06/25/2003 8:28:21 AM PDT by Charles Martel
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To: girlscout
I'll try not to make a wise... er, crack.
135 posted on 06/25/2003 8:29:48 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: r9etb
I was thinking along those same lines.

I read somewhere a couple of weeks ago that he finally was arrested because his attire (or lack thereof) exposed his anus.

136 posted on 06/25/2003 8:52:12 AM PDT by girlscout
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To: girlscout
The guy obviously had a screw (or two) loose. I suspect that when his antics stopped getting attention, he finally snapped.

There was a time, of course, when he would have been institutionalized; but, according to the liberals, that's cruel. Go figure.
137 posted on 06/25/2003 9:49:21 AM PDT by Redcloak (All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
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To: SquirrelKing
Thad. Now he will be thinging thongs with the angels.

oooh! you're sooo diverse!!! (in a gooey Richard Simmons-type voice)

138 posted on 06/25/2003 10:18:24 AM PDT by fivecatsandadog
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To: girlscout; r9etb; areafiftyone; martin_fierro; Redcloak; toast; AppyPappy; nicmarlo; maxwell; ...
Wow. The guy was a long way from home. Thanks for the heads up.

I finally found the story via Google News Search:

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/1964266

It's the second story down on that link.

It will be interesting to see what the autopsy reveals.
139 posted on 06/25/2003 10:32:52 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: martin_fierro
LOL !
140 posted on 06/25/2003 10:33:29 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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