[Nowhere Man]

Well there are always the "Three S's," - "Shoot, Shovel, and Shut-Up." Or more appropriatly, "Shovel, Stomp, and Shut-up." Ant-Police, dang, these people need to get a life.

[DeuceTraveler]

I plan to soon grab a beer, go to a beautiful island, and use my crystal ball television to watch the world go mad.

[Jaded]

THis reminds me of a pesticide radio ad from a few years ago. It was about the joys of killing fire ants. I think it was Amdro. Peta went nuts.

[Physicist]

"They're probably looking at me and saying, 'why, she wouldn't harm a fly'..."

[Some hope remaining.]

link -- http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_775325.html

[LibWhacker]

[Ancesthntr]

"People with an ant hill in their garden must under no circumstances resort to the use of poison," said senior ant protection officer Dieter Kraemer.

I guess that pouring gasoline all over a mound and lighting the sucker up would upset poor Dieter.

I think that the German people have a real problem. They seem to be easily victimized by the latest fad, and then go about doing whatever that fad calls for with great industriousness, no matter how stupid or immoral it may be. First, its kill the Jews and other "subhumans," then its be kind to animals (they let dogs in restaurants, for crying out loud), and now it is protection of ANTS. I mean, ants are only the most numerous species on earth. I would think that WE should be the ones protected from THEM. Quick, get those Iraqi oilwells a-pumpin' - we need more gasoline! Dieter, do you have a match?

[KarlInOhio]

Enemy of the German state! When anteaters are outlawed, only outlaws will have anteaters.

[Rate_Determining_Step]

[PsyOp]

I'll bet this only applies to Ayrian ants that can trace their lineage back at least three generations...

[Petronski]

EXCEPT JEWISH ANTS

[honeygrl]

They must not have fire ants. Fire ants should be wiped off the planet.

[catpuppy]

Aunts-Yes
Ants-No
Any Questions?

[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

Is it still okay for them to kill uncles?

[mvpel]

This must be Germany's answer to their high unemployment rate - add 85 people to the government payroll to keep people from killing ants.

[Servant of the Nine]

I can make 'em a very good deal on some Fire Ants if they will pay the shipping.

So9

[Rollee]

I would be in jail forever. They would dig my bones up and re-bury them for another life sentence if I got convicted of murdering all the ants, spiders and other vermin I have exterminated in my life. Especially for the time I walked into the kitchen of this place I lived in, saw a puddle of ants in the corner and screamed at the top of my lungs. The man I was with came in with the pistola out and put a few through the window before he figured out what set me off. He fell down laughing when he saw the ants. The germans would be displeased indeed.

[Samwise]

1. Fill pan with water.
2. Boil water.
3. Pour boiling water on ants and in anthole.
4. Repeat as necessary.

[Revolting cat!]

Well, ants are people too!

[liberalnot]

let's send them some of our argentine ants, called sugar ants elsewhere.

they eliminate other ants and become a damn nuisance, costing homeowners and businesses millions of dollars.

they form continuous colonies for hundreds of miles, thinking that they're all of the same ant pile. therefore, they do not fight each other, but eliminate their competitors.

they're small, 1/8 of an inch.