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Fox and Friends HILARIOUS!! WOW!!!

Posted on 05/01/2003 4:54:30 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55

Fox and Friends just had a guy on dressed up like a Frenchman with a phony french accent.

He took a sledge hammer to these little yellow heads...and put them in this big pot....

He said he was making weasel stew....

Then he took a sledgehammer to the Dixie Chicks CD..and put it in the pot...

Next he got a cover picture of Susan Sarandon and ripped it apart...put it into the pot...

Then he got another yellow head...and said it was Chirac..hammered it.... and put it into the pot...Brian Commented its YELLOW!!! Said it looked just like Chirac!

Then he ripped up the Dixie Chicks magazine cover...put it into the pot.

Then he said "Now we pour this no good French Wine into the pot"

Then he put butter into the pot...saying...The only thing the French like better than butter is the surrender!!

Said you could go to www.furiousfrenchman.com I believe.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York; Your Opinion/Questions
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To: ConservativeMan55
He reminds me of mine also. Luckily for me several brave white male students threatened to report him for messing with me, for having claimed to have lost my work, (stolen from his office), giving me B's and C's for grade A work, etc. I'll never be able to repay that debt and I'll never forget those wonderful guys.
81 posted on 05/01/2003 7:55:51 AM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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To: capt. norm
There isn't one. Fox news is all we've got, and that's a sad commentary on the media.
82 posted on 05/01/2003 7:59:48 AM PDT by warchild9
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To: trebb
I love Fox News, but can't get it on local cable.

Last Friday that dippy blonde they have on in the morning actually came out in favor of the U.S. leaving the U.N. to founder!
83 posted on 05/01/2003 8:04:28 AM PDT by Redbob
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To: ml/nj
Fair and balanced doesn't mean EVERY word in every sentence in every segment of every show will be even handed!! I appreciate the "SLANT" and DO NOT cringe when the slogan is repeated every hour or so. After 35 years of BIASED socialist/marxist spewing from every channel available FOX NEWS is WELCOMED and I support it's FAIR AND BALANCED reporting with relish and pride.
84 posted on 05/01/2003 8:05:29 AM PDT by PISANO
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To: kcordell
"Neil won't mention it but, I would say that battling MS every day of your life is quite a "hardship"."

It is. And he has my admiration for dealing with it better than I.
85 posted on 05/01/2003 8:23:00 AM PDT by cgk (Op. Iraqi Freedom Hero Tribute: http://home.earthlink.net/~mrskoz/index.html)
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To: ml/nj
FOX is indeed "fair and balanced" as far as letting both sides - all sides - of the political spectrum in American politics have their say. (No other television media outlet can accurately make that claim). Making fun of the French isn't a left/right issue. The Frogs have been messing with America itself, not only the conservatives in America. My leftist friends like French jokes too.
86 posted on 05/01/2003 9:51:23 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: ican'tbelieveit
Thank you
87 posted on 05/01/2003 12:47:43 PM PDT by united1000
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To: united1000
You are most welcome. Getting to his Common Sense Archives is a nightmare. They really don't have navigation laid out well on that site.

Anyway, you can save this to your favorite places. He always has good ones. And the last month or so have been fun at the French.

http://www.foxnews.com/column_archive/0,2976,10,00.html
88 posted on 05/01/2003 1:09:45 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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To: Sicon
Exactly, was gonna say the exact same thing.

ED, Brian and Steve OWN my mornings!

89 posted on 05/01/2003 4:59:13 PM PDT by Stopislamnow
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