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Fox and Friends HILARIOUS!! WOW!!!

Posted on 05/01/2003 4:54:30 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55

Fox and Friends just had a guy on dressed up like a Frenchman with a phony french accent.

He took a sledge hammer to these little yellow heads...and put them in this big pot....

He said he was making weasel stew....

Then he took a sledgehammer to the Dixie Chicks CD..and put it in the pot...

Next he got a cover picture of Susan Sarandon and ripped it apart...put it into the pot...

Then he got another yellow head...and said it was Chirac..hammered it.... and put it into the pot...Brian Commented its YELLOW!!! Said it looked just like Chirac!

Then he ripped up the Dixie Chicks magazine cover...put it into the pot.

Then he said "Now we pour this no good French Wine into the pot"

Then he put butter into the pot...saying...The only thing the French like better than butter is the surrender!!

Said you could go to www.furiousfrenchman.com I believe.


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To: Alissa
Sorry! I missed your post!!
61 posted on 05/01/2003 6:31:36 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: ConservativeMan55
He was going for the French flag when he was interrupted by breaking news.

Fox had to break for the president's opening words at the National Day of Prayer convocation. From the hilarious to the sublime.

Heh. What a great parody of morning show gourmet cooking demos.

62 posted on 05/01/2003 6:32:42 AM PDT by shhrubbery!
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To: ml/nj
I think you're failing to realize that "Fox and Friends" is a morning entertainment/news show, it is NOT the Fox version of "Headline News" or anything.

You shouldn't expect it to be any more "fair and balanced" than say, the Today show or Good Morning America or whatever.

63 posted on 05/01/2003 6:33:52 AM PDT by Sicon
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To: Naspino
"Please -- get your eyes checked. They bring on just as many people we cannot stand to watch -- do a search through the threads of this site."

It won't help him Nas.

You see he's in New Jersey and lives on that liberal socialist B/S.

Kinda like being "blinded by the light"!

64 posted on 05/01/2003 6:34:54 AM PDT by G.Mason (Lessons of life need not be fatal)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Fox & Friends has gotten too juvenile for my tastes. This is a good example. And Fox news lost its credibility in my house when they blacked out any news coverage of the Israeli spy ring reports a few months back. (They stopped when the number of spies reached 150 or so...not a word about it since then.)
65 posted on 05/01/2003 6:36:41 AM PDT by warchild9
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To: Alissa
and likely hasn't know a day of physical hardship in his life,

This shows you how ignorant this guy is. Neil won't mention it but, I would say that battling MS every day of your life is quite a "hardship".

66 posted on 05/01/2003 6:39:29 AM PDT by kcordell
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To: warchild9
I'm just glad they break away from the Hard News every so often...My TV stays on Foxnews 24/7 so its nice when they break away sometimes.
67 posted on 05/01/2003 6:40:16 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
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To: kcordell
Neil is a Top Notch kind of guy. If they had awards for Top Notch kind of guys Neil would win.
68 posted on 05/01/2003 6:41:04 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
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To: ConservativeMan55
I saw that bottom feeder also. He kept yelling "I'm a laaaaawyer". It's one thing to be a lawyer it's another to approve terrorist and terrorism.
69 posted on 05/01/2003 6:53:34 AM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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To: Alissa
I guess whoever wrote that letter about "serving in combat" or "physical labor" didn't know that Neil Cavuto has multiple sclerosis. For him to appear on a daily news show as chipper and optimistic as he is constitutes an amazing act of courage. People who do not have this disease don't know what it does to you that is not obvious or visible. The medication ALONE is debilitating.
70 posted on 05/01/2003 6:55:56 AM PDT by LS
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To: ml/nj
The fact that it is labeled COMMENTARY alone makes it "fair and balanced," because what Peter Jennings and Dan Rather and Aaron Brown give---under the auspices of NEWS---is commentary masquerading as news.

FOX is perfectly honest in presenting news as news, and commentary as commentary. It would be nice if the other channels followed suit.

71 posted on 05/01/2003 6:57:40 AM PDT by LS
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To: MissAmericanPie
Stephen Cohen reminds me of my college professor.
72 posted on 05/01/2003 6:59:40 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
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To: Houmatt
then maybe you should stop watching TV

What makes you think I haven't?

ML/NJ

73 posted on 05/01/2003 7:00:52 AM PDT by ml/nj
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To: warchild9
"And Fox news lost its credibility in my house when they blacked out any news coverage of the Israeli spy ring reports a few months back."

And so your new, unbiased news source is?

74 posted on 05/01/2003 7:02:05 AM PDT by capt. norm
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To: ConservativeMan55
Maybe if you read it you would understand.

So you will engage in ad hominem remarks rather than restate the applicable point you thought the piece was making? Isn't this the technique of the Left?

ML/NJ

75 posted on 05/01/2003 7:03:45 AM PDT by ml/nj
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To: ml/nj
"And Fox news lost its credibility in my house when they blacked out any news coverage of the Israeli spy ring reports a few months back."

They call it that because it is as close as amy network ever gets to fair and balanced.

Compared to Couric & Co. on NBC, and the usual list of liberals on the other morning shows, they look pretty good. When I turn on the TV for news, I'm not looking for perfect...just the best available. Fox clearly is the best available. It's how TV works, you pick the best thing you can find.

76 posted on 05/01/2003 7:11:32 AM PDT by capt. norm
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To: ml/nj
Fair is just fine. For any news outlet to strive for balanced is wrong. Why should a point of view that is based on lies (liberalism) be given equal representation (or any representation at all) on a news program?
77 posted on 05/01/2003 7:16:13 AM PDT by alnick ("Never have so many been so wrong about so much." - Rummy)
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To: ml/nj
I just want you to read the damn commentary so maybe you will learn something!
78 posted on 05/01/2003 7:21:42 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
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To: Naspino
Like that unbelievably irritating democRAT "strategist" with the permanent smirk on his face.
79 posted on 05/01/2003 7:25:54 AM PDT by anoldafvet (Freedom isn't free, it's the most costly gift you'll ever receive.)
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To: Naspino
Like that unbelievably irritating democRAT "strategist" with the permanent smirk on his face.
80 posted on 05/01/2003 7:25:55 AM PDT by anoldafvet (Freedom isn't free, it's the most costly gift you'll ever receive.)
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