To quote Winston Churchill, "This is the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put."
This reminds me of an episode of Designing Women. Delta Burke greeted a snobby northern socialite by drawling, "So where are ya'll from?" The woman icily replied, "I am from where one does not end a sentence with a preposition!". Delta never dropped the southern smile, and declared graciously, "I am so sorry, what I meant to say was, where are ya'll from BITCH!"
To quote Winston Churchill, "This is the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put."
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I like the one reportedly told of Dr. Samuel Johnson.
He was at a supper party seated next to a very grand lady. He had not, alas, the time that day wash himself as well as he might. The poor woman could bear it no longer and declared:
"Dr. Johnson, you smell!"
"No,madame," replied the unflappable lexicographer, "You smell. I stink."