[cardinal4]

Ill start; "In other news today, an angry Horse attacked ex pres Bill Clintons motorcade, after the drunken ex pres made a pass at the horses wife,"

[cardinal4]

Clinton is getting desperate..

[Dead Dog]

"She must be some Rap Star's Girl Friend"

[HEY4QDEMS]

You'd have to ba a horse's ass to ride around in a car like that!

[bedolido]

I don't think I could top the ex-pres comment... but (or butt):

Horse attacks presendial candidate John Dean after one of Dean's handlers replaces his after shave with Spanish Horse-Fly musk oil.

[Cyber Liberty]

"Jacques Chirac protrudes head-first from an auto following a traffic mishap today..."

[Conspiracy Guy]

Pontiac introduces new horse's a,, airbage at Detroit Auto Show.

[Charles Henrickson]

Already posted.

[HamiltonJay]

"Breaking News: Senator Hillary Clinton was hit by a car today...."

[Slip18]

This vehicle needed more horsepower.

[CougarGA7]

This just in: A novice car enthusiest made an unsuccessful attempt to increase the horse power of his vehicle on 4th Street today.....

[Solson]

Looks to me like the Current State of the Democratic Party.

[funkywbr]

One of these days Hillary will learn to drive!~}

[BureaucratusMaximus]

I dont know what looks worse, the car; or the horse's ass!

[MinuteGal]

"I've always wanted a new Mustang, but this is too much!"

Leni

[bedolido]

hey cardina14... see my latest post... "Hillary Clinton admits book was painful to write"

[small voice in the wilderness]

When safety engineers turn evil: In case of emergency Mare Bag will deploy

[Darksheare]

Last words heard before the accident:
"You and the Horse you rode in on!!"

[Argh]

"When I yelled 'Get a horse!' I didn't mean it literally..."

[mhking]

"I thought you said horsefly!"

[Servant of the Nine]

Hillary Clinton run down while Jaywalking in Manhatten.

So9