TEXT OF "MESSAGE" FROM SADDAM

Khaleej Times ^ | 4/30/03

[cardinal4]

It reads like the same guy who does Bin Ladins press releases.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Tell it to the hand Saddam, tell it to the hand.

[lepton]

When you are used to living in 23 palaces most of which are as big as a castle,

Few castles were of that size. Some fortified towns were smaller than one of his typical palaces.

[unixfox]

Know that the invasion forces who came with their planes to kill you, will send only poison.

We did deliver on that promise, didn't we?

[Trust but Verify]

Do you suppose Saddam and UBL are using the same ghostwriter? They sound kinda similar!

[sheikdetailfeather]

That is what I thought too. It looks like Iran has a lot to do with these press releases. David Lee Miller on Fox just reported that "there was no return address on the envelope to tell us what small house Saddam is in." hahaha!

[Cachelot]

Hehehe. This isn't Saddam. This is crazed cleric language.

And the group it comes from is an Pali-connected islamanazi group which has members around the Arabian nations. They even seemed to be recruiting on LibertyForum while the war was still on ;).

[Flint]

This is the big announcement that Saddam was to make in the next three days? Who read it, Bagdad Bob?

[Reborn]

LOL, those pic's were Excellent, thank you for the laughs!

[cyncooper]

"Long live great Iraq and its people. Long live Palestine.”

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[gcruse]

What is that table-looking thing? Is that the lairin' bench?

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

I hear the message will be sung on Al Jazeera by Elvis, to the tune of "Suspicious Minds".

[areafiftyone]

You would think it would be JailHouse Rock! :-)

[Warren]

Exactly! Would he be so dumb as to let us believe he is alive? Hell, he could escape to another country if thought dead.

[AIBC]

Sounds more like Baghdad Bob.

[John O]

"Ebstein's Mother."

Juan Epstein's mom did sign his notes didn't she?

You could build quite a plot for a "Welcome back Saddam" type show. Use Bahgdad Bob as Juan Epstein (OH, Oh, Oh, OH,....Oh. What is it Bob? The Americans are committing suicide on the gates of brooklyn!) and maybe Uday as Vinnie Barbarino. etc.

[AFPhys]

I think Saadumb must have changed speech writers. This does not sound at all like the things he said before the BASH.

[Coop]

The "Ooohh, oohhh, Mr. Kah-ter!" guy was Arnold Horshack. :-)

[sarasota]

Absolutely hilarious and thanks!

[Ugly Truth]

I can only shake my head. When I first heard that there would be a speech, I bet $50.00 with my boss that he would mention the word Palestine, at least once. He didn't think so.

Palestine is the new rallying cry for muslims. Like they actually care about Palestinians. Ask them. They hate the Palestinians. But they want them back in Palestine, not their country. Hypocritical, ignorant, sheesh. I can go on.