They're coming to take me away

Wayne Smith

[guacamole and deep thought]

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that losing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

original recording by Napoleon XIV

[Admin Moderator]

The thought had never crossed my mind. Not at all. Nope. No siree Bob. I am sure it is all quite coincidental.

[yarddog]

I thought this was about Al Franken.

[L,TOWM]

The stench of Varmint Poont@ng does seem particularly strong today.

[Wright is right!]

I like Rush's "Aitchross Perot" parody better.

Michael

[shadowman99]

And then they came for the street mimes, and I did nothing because ... well, ya know. They're street mimes.

[dighton]

They came for Ross, and I did nothing but LMAO.

[Poohbah]

I was thinking of something like the Cold War missile attack conferences.

"We have multiple launches from democratunderground.com. Confidence is high, repeat, confidence is high. Get the Robinsons to the FREACP (Free Republic Emergency Airborne Command Post). Recommend releasing SIOP forces to execute SIOP-6, Option Alpha."

[Allegra]

Seems the trolls have been coming in droves lately. Could it be the success in Iraq or just general malaise and boredom over at another site I wonder? :)

[dighton]

By Paul Shanklin -- see #26.

[cardinal4]

The Admin Moderator came for the tard, and I did nothing because I wasn't a tard...

ROTFLMAO!

[Snowy]

Seems the trolls have been coming in droves lately. Could it be the success in Iraq or just general malaise and boredom over at another site I wonder? :)

"If you're getting FLAK, you must be over the target"

[abnegation]

[amused]

The Admin Moderator came for the tard, and I did nothing because I wasn't a tard...

LOL

[Admin Moderator]

Classic.

[savedbygrace]

Tard? What's a tard?

[Poohbah]

Someone who'sm an idiot for the first time.

If he's an idiot for a second time, he's a RE-tard :o)

[RichInOC]

There ya go!

[dirtboy]

Do you get the impression that there's a coordinated attack underway right now?

Nah, liberals naturally tend to flock together like lemmings as they prepare to jump over their rhetorical cliffs. No coordination involved.

[Admin Moderator]

They can't help it. They get swept up in the zeitgeist.

[small voice in the wilderness]

...Call Mime-Stoppers. Your information could be valuable and worth up to $1,000.00. Your name will not be used and there is no testifying in court.