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They're coming to take me away
Wayne Smith

Posted on 04/29/2003 10:08:50 AM PDT by guacamole and deep thought

Edited on 04/29/2003 10:48:34 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that losing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

original recording by Napoleon XIV


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To: Poohbah
The thought had never crossed my mind. Not at all. Nope. No siree Bob. I am sure it is all quite coincidental.
21 posted on 04/29/2003 10:23:10 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: guacamole and deep thought
I thought this was about Al Franken.
22 posted on 04/29/2003 10:23:30 AM PDT by yarddog
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To: Poohbah; Admin Moderator
The stench of Varmint Poont@ng does seem particularly strong today.
23 posted on 04/29/2003 10:25:41 AM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat)
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To: guacamole and deep thought
I like Rush's "Aitchross Perot" parody better.

Michael

24 posted on 04/29/2003 10:25:42 AM PDT by Wright is right! (Have a profitable day!)
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To: guacamole and deep thought
And then they came for the street mimes, and I did nothing because ... well, ya know. They're street mimes.
25 posted on 04/29/2003 10:25:54 AM PDT by shadowman99
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To: Poohbah; Constitution Day; Admin Moderator
They came for Ross, and I did nothing but LMAO.
26 posted on 04/29/2003 10:26:13 AM PDT by dighton (Amen-Corner Hatchet Team, Nasty Little Clique, Vulgar Horde)
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To: Admin Moderator
I was thinking of something like the Cold War missile attack conferences.

"We have multiple launches from democratunderground.com. Confidence is high, repeat, confidence is high. Get the Robinsons to the FREACP (Free Republic Emergency Airborne Command Post). Recommend releasing SIOP forces to execute SIOP-6, Option Alpha."
27 posted on 04/29/2003 10:26:24 AM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: Admin Moderator
Seems the trolls have been coming in droves lately. Could it be the success in Iraq or just general malaise and boredom over at another site I wonder? :)
28 posted on 04/29/2003 10:26:46 AM PDT by Allegra (Come Back to Us, Dix! We Miss You!!)
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To: Wright is right!
By Paul Shanklin -- see #26.
29 posted on 04/29/2003 10:27:13 AM PDT by dighton (Amen-Corner Hatchet Team, Nasty Little Clique, Vulgar Horde)
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To: RichInOC
The Admin Moderator came for the tard, and I did nothing because I wasn't a tard...

ROTFLMAO!

30 posted on 04/29/2003 10:27:36 AM PDT by cardinal4 (The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
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To: Allegra
Seems the trolls have been coming in droves lately. Could it be the success in Iraq or just general malaise and boredom over at another site I wonder? :)

"If you're getting FLAK, you must be over the target"

31 posted on 04/29/2003 10:27:56 AM PDT by Snowy (My golden retriever can lick your honor student)
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To: guacamole and deep thought


32 posted on 04/29/2003 10:29:22 AM PDT by abnegation
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To: RichInOC
The Admin Moderator came for the tard, and I did nothing because I wasn't a tard...

LOL

33 posted on 04/29/2003 10:30:14 AM PDT by amused (Republicans for Sharpton!)
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To: shadowman99
Classic.
34 posted on 04/29/2003 10:30:20 AM PDT by Admin Moderator (And then they came for the street mimes, and I did nothing because... well, they're street mimes)
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To: RichInOC
Tard? What's a tard?
35 posted on 04/29/2003 10:31:50 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: savedbygrace
Someone who'sm an idiot for the first time.

If he's an idiot for a second time, he's a RE-tard :o)
36 posted on 04/29/2003 10:32:52 AM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: Poohbah; savedbygrace
There ya go!
37 posted on 04/29/2003 10:33:49 AM PDT by RichInOC (...wish I'd thought of that...)
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To: Poohbah
Do you get the impression that there's a coordinated attack underway right now?

Nah, liberals naturally tend to flock together like lemmings as they prepare to jump over their rhetorical cliffs. No coordination involved.

38 posted on 04/29/2003 10:34:16 AM PDT by dirtboy (Tagline under construction, fines doubled for speeding)
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To: dirtboy
They can't help it. They get swept up in the zeitgeist.
39 posted on 04/29/2003 10:35:14 AM PDT by Admin Moderator (And then they came for the street mimes, and I did nothing because... well, they're street mimes)
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To: shadowman99
...Call Mime-Stoppers. Your information could be valuable and worth up to $1,000.00. Your name will not be used and there is no testifying in court.
40 posted on 04/29/2003 10:36:37 AM PDT by small voice in the wilderness
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