They're coming to take me away

Wayne Smith

[guacamole and deep thought]

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that losing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

original recording by Napoleon XIV

[DensaMensa]

Sounds more like something Hagar The Horrible would shout. {ggg}.

[jriemer]

It's JUST the thing to sing along with as you're driving an M1A1 Abrams into Iraq :o)

For some strange reason, I don't think that crews of Coalition armored vehicles slicing through the Iraqi desert were humming Karen Carpenter's greatest hits...

[DensaMensa]

Nor this rip-snorter (which is really a pretty good foot stomper.) {ggg}.

Ho, my comrades, see the signal,
Waving in the sky!
Reinforcements now appearing,
Victory is nigh.

"Hold the fort, for I am coming,"
Jesus signals still;
Wave the answer back to heaven,
By thy grace we will."
 
 

[Scothia]

I know; you can't help yourself. It's that school your parents sent you to, and those danged back-to-back episodes of "Dharma and Greg". But there's help. You can break free.

[hellinahandcart]

the screen name is probably all that will remain by the time you get here, but---LOL! What a handle!

[stainlessbanner]

Edited (Other) on 04/29/2003 1:48 PM EDT by Admin Moderator
Reason: looser

[hellinahandcart]

I have nightmares of John Ashcroft outside my door with an axe in his hands.

Sometimes an axe is just an axe, BUT...that is one sexually loaded dream scenario there. I hope you're female. :D

[Billthedrill]

We need our bullshit detectors now more than ever.

Mine went off whilst slogging through that self-absorbed pile of mush you just posted. But good thinking, I must say - the thought of Kofi and the boys marching into Georgia to save you from Bush and Ashcroft was good for a horselaugh or two.

Now, your screen name - might I remind you that he was the last president prior to this one to pronounce it "noo-kyoo-luhr"? This was, after all, the fellow who gave us malaise, killer rabbits, and 10-year-old proliferation consultants. A weak reed to lean on, IMHO, but it's your neck...

[sauropod]

Dude. Michael Moore makes shit up. This is well documented.

Valium works wonders ;-).

[sauropod]

What's all this about John Ashcroft w/ an axe in his hands and sexually loaded innuendo????

Yeeckkkkhhhhh!!!

[dighton]

Reason: looser

[potlatch]

Can you use the M.O.A.B. on him??

[ConservativeMan55]

Bump!

[Pharmboy]

Two drink minimum?

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

LOL!!!