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Shutebury's effort to become fragrance-free began two years ago. The town also has fragrance-free hours at a local library when patrons are not allowed to wear fragrances and the laser printer is turned off.

Ziporah Hildebrandt, chairwoman of the town's ADA Committee, says a fragrance-free environment is a civil rights issue. She says she herself can't go to the meeting, because she has the disorder and the school building has odors that bother her.

``No one who wants to go should be unable to attend, for whatever reason,'' Hildebrandt said.

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Will MCSS sufferers be entitled to a 'Handicap' plate on their cars? ;)

[Djarum]

Will breaking wind in one of these protected zones be a misdemeanor or felony?

[Keith in Iowa]

>>One section of the room will be reserved for people who never use perfumes or scented deodorants, detergents or other products...

There's a joke about the French in there somewhere...

[billorites]

This compels me to break wind.

[catpuppy]

Absolute madness from the Ted Kennedy/John Kerry/Barney Frank state. Figures.

[Marie]

Smokers every where are holding up huge signs saying...

I TOLD YOU SO!

[annyokie]

I've heard it all, now.

[Khepera]

A big bottle of perfume accidently spilled on the carpet will solve this problem.

[fifteendogs]

Everyone attending meetings will be required to strip naked and shower, using lye soap prior to entering the meeting hall. If this doesn't work, the meeting place will be relocatd to the local lake where everyone will be forced to strip naked prior to the start of the meeting. Passing gas or belching will not be allowed.

[Weimdog]

People used to laugh when I told them that after they ban smoking they'll be banning perfume.

Not so funny anymore.

[Sloth]

She says she herself can't go to the meeting, because she has the disorder and the school building has odors that bother her."`No one who wants to go should be unable to attend, for whatever reason,'' Hildebrandt said.

Is someone preventing this woman frompurchasing SCBA gear?

[Focault's Pendulum]

``No one who wants to go should be unable to attend, for whatever reason,'' Hildebrandt said. /I>

Once again..our educated Enlgish educators at work.

[Redcloak]

So how does overendulgence in roasted garlic go over in that town? (That's "gaaahrlic" for you Emeril fans."

[dion]

Please tell me this is a joke! I think its really sad that people are so desperate to find something to be offended about, they come up with stuff like this. I am alergic to shellfish, that doesn't make me whine when I go to a seafood restaurant that nobody else can eat shellfish. Geeeez these people need to get a grip!

[microgood]

She says she herself can't go to the meeting, because she has the disorder and the school building has odors that bother her.

She has a disorder all right, but not the one she's talking about.

[Arkady]

Libraries were long-ago overtaken by the libs, along with most of our once-great institutions. Like academia,PBS,NPR and the alphabet networks, they will eventually be starved into oblivion...due to their own inability to serve the public.
The good news is that books and learning will survive!

[gitmo]

Are they allowed in the special section if they've brushed their teeth?

[ido_now]

DO YOU MEAN THAT THERE ARE NO SKUNKS ALLOWED!

I'm calling the ACLU on you guys.

[PatrioticAmerican]

Here come those plastic bubbles for us all to live so we don't offend anybody.

[ShotgunWillie]

What about people who simply forget to shower for days at a time, never brush their teeth, and wear their clothes until they stand by themselves. Great SCOTT!! Liberal Massachussetts DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE HOMELESS! Imagine that!

Massachussetts, along with California, needs to just secede. Trust me-they won't be missed, and it'll stack the electoral vote in the right direction. LOL!

[flashbunny]

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