Posted on 04/27/2003 7:24:49 PM PDT by Utah Girl
The Bush administration is considering appointing a new civilian "superboss" to oversee the rebuilding program in Iraq. The new post would likely be headquartered in Baghdad and be over Washington's current supervisor in Iraq, retired Lt. Gen. Jay Garner, say very senior sources. The plan is "under consideration," says a top administration official. If it happens, insiders say, it will be a victory for the State Department, which has been sparring with the Pentagon over who is in charge of the rebuilding program. Garner's role is to get Iraq up and running: making sure water and electricity work, rebuilding roads, opening key ministries. Senior Bushies say they now want a bigfoot diplomat to help create a new government. "They want somebody interested in the bigger picture, the government," says one insider. Second: Garner is considered the Pentagon's guy, and the State Department, with congressional backing, wants to run the postwar show. Suggests a source: "State wants their own civilian running the show, not [Defense Secretary Donald] Rumsfeld's civilian."
Carter advice the Bushies like
Considering his troubles with international affairs, the economy, and oil prices when he manned the Oval Office, former President Jimmy Carter's advice isn't worth much in the Bush White House. But there is one area where the Democrat's recommendations score big: fishing. Bushies were very interested when we passed on Carter's tips on fishing holes near Camp David, especially in trout-filled Hunting Creek. While most presidents--like former President Bush--stick with bass fishing in a pond on the compound, Carter suggests a short trip to Hunting Creek, just down the hill from the presidential retreat in western Maryland. "When I was using Camp David almost every weekend and was an avid fly-fisher, they kept it well stocked," he recently told Whispers. "I know they still do." But it's not like shooting fish in a barrel. Often "it's just an accident if the fish happens to take your fly." If the incumbent president fails to hook one, Carter has a backup plan: He keeps a list of guides and flies that work on rainbows.
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Shock and awe
We don't think this is what the Pentagon had in mind when it crafted the phrase "shock and awe" to describe the opening of the Iraq war campaign. At the U.S. Patent Office are applications to market "Shock and Awe Bar-B-Que Sauce," "Shock and Awe weedkiller," and an energy drink. Even, we're told, a "Shock and Awe Condom." Says the insider who provided this info: "Yikes!"
$10,000 question
If you're sure President Bush will be re-elected next year, get back into the stock market. Now. That's because senior Republican officials say that the Dow will have to be back near 10,000 for Bush to get a second term.
"It's clear that Mr. Gingrich is off his meds and out of therapy." |
Hannity & Armey
Here's a surprise from a former politician: Former House Majority Leader Dick Armey is publishing a book. Titled Armey's Axioms, the book of rules for life is due out in October. We learned last week that it was purchased by Wiley for an estimated advance of $100,000 to $250,000. The subtitle is 40 Hard-Earned Truths from Politics, Faith and Life. Conservative talk-show host Sean Hannity will pen the intro. One insider calls Armey's book a "collection of pithy lessons on politics, power, the role of government . . . interspersed with anecdotes from his own years on the Hill."
Ace of Saddam
Those popular Iraq Most Wanted playing cards picturing Saddam and his posse almost died in development. Officials with the Defense Intelligence Agency, where the idea was hatched, initially questioned the value since other intel tools like classified flip charts were already available. But they thought it a good way to put an unclassified tool in the field and give troops something fun to play with. Oddly, Central Command ordered only 200 decks, and they were delivered two months before the war began. Footnote: None of Saddam's cronies pictured on the cards were detained before Baghdad fell.
"If they agree that tax relief creates jobs, then why are they for a little-bitty tax relief package?" |
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ABCs of AIDS
When Congress begins debating President Bush's demand for $15 billion to help Africa battle AIDS--which could happen this week--look for conservatives to demand that a third go to fund prevention programs like Uganda's ABC model. Reason: It's the only one that has worked, making Uganda the African nation with the lowest AIDS rate. That, of course, means it's controversial. ABC stands for Abstinence before marriage, Be faithful after marriage, and Condoms in risky situations. Conservative groups normally oppose condom talk but now say they'll help push the Uganda model if the A and B parts are included.
My Boy
Former President Bush blames his son's stunning New Hampshire 2000 primary loss on two words he uttered during a campaign stop: "my boy." White House aide Karl Rove says the elder Bush was so "mortified" by the reaction that he stopped making public appearances. Critics used the comment to diminish the younger Bush's stature. But Rove reveals in a new campaign review that "we were going to lose before that day, for reasons unconnected with the former president's appearance, but to this day, you cannot convince him of that."
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Daschle plot
Top administration officials have been suggesting for months that Senate Democratic leader Tom Daschle
will change his mind and not run for reelection in 2004. But now they want him to stay. Why? His image is so negative that he's helping President Bush. The Winston Group, pollsters for Senate Republicans, says in a confidential memo that "when voters see Daschle on TV, their automatic response is a negative one." Daschle fans just want the Bushies to shut up and stop trying to make Daschle the issue. "This is all part of the Bush-Karl Rove delay and distract strategy," an ally tells us. "They are desperate to tie up the most effective messengers of the Democratic Party."
Free weights
A deal that gives House staffers a discounted membership--$15 instead of $54 monthly--to Gold's Gym on Capitol Hill apparently isn't good enough for some House bosses. They want a free gym on campus. The problem is that there isn't enough space to duplicate Gold's, located right across the street from one House office building. One option not under consideration: Let staffers use the gym reserved for House members.

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