Dixie Chicks launch full-frontal attack - "not...standing their ground...pushing it even farther"

The Dallas Morning News ^ | April 25, 2003 | By TOM MAURSTAD / The Dallas Morning News

[bribriagain]

"No lie! I said that pic was photoshopped the first time I saw it. That or Natalie has lost about 40 pounds in ten days!"

You can lose that weight if you're on a steady diet of crow. And not Cheryl Crow.

[Bonaparte]

Now that the jury has seen the exhibits, it's time for some witnesses to take the stand. First up is Jennifer Harper of the Washington Times:

"Former admirers called her "Fat Nat"..."

Thankyou, no further questions. I next call Mr Blog of Anger Mismanagement --

"She's just a short, fat chick with a grating voice who pretends she can play the guitar."

Thankyou, no further questions.

Yet another witness. I now call Larry the Cable Guy.

"Maybe if this 2 ton Dixie chick spent more time at a salad bar than she did criticizing’ other peoples music she wouldn’t have to wear size 32 wranglers."

And lastly, I call an expert witness,

"I don't know if "trio" is the right word. Two normal girls plus Natalie make a quartet."

I rest my case.

[spokeshave]

Not BTT. ...,,,Bump,,,, but BUT to the top

[RoseofTexas]

Sorry to disappoint here, but the LIBERAL evil crowd over at HELLywood are already hailing them as heroes and will go out on a limb to launch them in a different light! In other words, because of their stupid actions they will become EXTREMELY beloved by the liberals and become Famous! In these times the more you kick against what is noble and right the more they get rewarded, JUST ASK MONICA and the RAPIST!! We live in sorry times :( I don't believe the PRIXIES CHICKS will fall into the abyss forever!

[Revolting cat!]

You're all jealous, that's all. So they look like one in a million! (Wait! Should it be 3 in a million? Or 3 in three million?) Well, that's why they're famous, and not use guys with your pockmarked faces, scars, sailor tattoos and sagging boobs. You all hoid:

Entertainment Weekly spokeswoman asserts: "That's them, their bodies. There were no computer tricks, no airbrushing."

Would the paper of record Entertainment Weekly ever lie to us?

[Rate_Determining_Step]

Registered has a wicked sense of quick wit. I'd love to share a couple of beers with him! :D

[Blessed]

Someone needs to ask them this queastion.Are you doing as good a job with your carear as President Bush is with his?

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe! I love it. Thanks !

[GailA]

EW is a mag that is VERY FREQUENTLY in doctor's and dentist offices waiting rooms, especially Pediatric Docs..how are the DOCS gonna explain this soft PORN cover to the "mommies" who have brought their little darlings in for the sniffles?

DUMB and DUMBER, and DUMBEST move Blixie Chicken Strippers.

I watched our local Memphis ABC 24 News after the interview, which I DID NOT watch. Maines said and I quote "I'm ASHAMED OF OUR FANS".

They say they are ashamed of a good, decent and GOD fearing man, who only has the good of ALL America in mind, yet they STRIP NAKED and aren't ashamed some 5 year old might see it when they go to the doctors? Doesn't compute, is illogical which is typical of LIBERAL air heads.

[MeekOneGOP]

. . . "Is that really you, Natalie?" here is Exhibit #1 --

hehe ! Way to go ! Thanks.

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the heads up!

[gcruse]

Chris Baker Poll
Is this Natalie Maines' REAL body?
Yes.	5%
No	11%
No bleeping way!	84%

[auggy]

"That's exactly what I believe they are trying to do. Their first response was to try to make this go away. It wouldn't. So after the non-apology apologies predictably fell flat, they shifted to an attitude calculated to appeal to the left. I foresee a change in their style, repertoire and concert venue."

I agree with you. Look for a ,"Madonna", type video next with all pop music. Been along time since, I've seen a fiddler in a rock band. I think they are digging a deeper hole for C/W fans. DumbA$$ girls. Look at all the money they threw away, just to make a point.

[Wondervixen]

>>It seems to be some sort of feminine logic I guess. Say something stupid, and instead of defending it with logic, get nekkid!

Hey, first of all, as many times as I'VE put my foot in my mouth and made a bad situation worse, I've never stooped to getting naked to get out of it. Not even for DOING something stupid have I had to pay for it with less than perfumed stockings, a garterbelt, and bustier, much less have my head cut off and pasted on some skinny model's body with no tan lines.

[F16Fighter]

"At first I thought it was a joke," says Ted Stecker, program director for KSCS-FM (96.3), of the Entertainment Weekly cover.

It is, Ted. A baaaad joke.

The Chicks weren't content with developing a reputation as mere unpatriotic airheads; They seem to have a pathological craving to become total laughing stocks as well.

[rimmont]

Natalie Maines must have been touched up in the picture to cover up the stretch marks.

[leprechaun9]

Blix's Chicks are more comical than their mentor!

[GretchenEE]

Such attention to the technicalities of nudity does nothing to diminish the provocative nature of the image.

That's for sure.

It's possible they're auditioning for their new career as porno stars, in anticipation of the wane of their singing career.

[Geezerette]

For what it's worth, Adrian Pasdar, Natalie's husband, is of Iranian descent!

I read that on a FR thread not long ago from a bio on her website.

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[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! Great pic.