[Rodney King]

We did this when I was in the 6th grade. Which would have been about 1984. I was the foreman of the jury and we convicted her.

I am quite surprised that she won here, given that she is a priveleged white girl and the bears are discriminated against in society. I guess these kids havne't taken racism masked as compassion 101 yet.

[Brian Mosely]

What about those destruction of property charges (huffing and puffing) that The Big, Bad Wolf is facing? Has that been bound over to the grand jury yet?

[CounterCounterCulture]

Figures, playa. Whitey gets away with it yet again. Shamiqua would have been found guilty in a heartbeat. The system is rigged against the sistah. Word.

[tcostell]

Actually, we did the same thing in High School (about 197x) and I was the defense attorney.

I got her off the hook by attacking the credibilty of talking bears as witnesses.

I argued that someone who isn't civilized enough to be toilet trained can hardly be a reliable witness in a criminal proceeding, and everyone know... "Bears do $hit in the woods."

I got an A.

[Heyworth]

Did anyone catch this line:

Annamaria Armijo-Hussein, a 12-year-old member of the prosecution team whose mother teaches religion and rebellion at Stanford,

I can't decide if the name and the description are a joke or not.

[muir_redwoods]

Isn't the so-called "Big Bad Wolf" an endangered species? By what right does the Woodsman, a forest rapist if ever there was one, kill the wolf. I demand an inquiry!!

[freepatriot32]

no child would break into a house just to eat Mama Bear's awful porridge.

if the porridge makes you sick you must acquit :-)