[Brian Mosely]

What about those destruction of property charges (huffing and puffing) that The Big, Bad Wolf is facing? Has that been bound over to the grand jury yet?

[skinkinthegrass]

How about the assualt charges filed by "The Three Blind Mice" ?...the Cow Jumping Over The Moon?...where's the FAA,Homeland Security?... :)

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Not to mention the sexual assault charges on the prince who woke Sleeping Beauty and immorality charges against the seven dwarfs. Little Red Riding Hood's mother is being charged with failing to adequately supervise her daughter, while the huntsman is being charged with killing a protected animal.

I've also heard that Snow White's Fairy Godmother is being sued for making shoes, while not belonging to the shoemakers' union, but that may just be a load of cobblers.