[chs68]

Im like I had someone read this article to me and Im like "I cant believe it!"

Im like its like there is just no way that like this could possibly be true. All of my best friends are like they know how to write real good...you know what Im saying?

So Im like I just dont know what all the fuss is all about you know what Im saying. Im like all my friends unnnerstand me and Im like understanding all my friends.

You know what Im saying?

[Alberta's Child]

Your post is not as far-out as it may seem. One of the things I've found with poor writers is that they tend to write things exactly the same way they would say them out loud, even in a formal report.