Zot against Now_You_Know

4/24/03 | Now_You_Know

[Unwavering Conservative]

I read that idiot's whole post.

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

[Publius6961]

Hey!
Is that a new record?

The least the mods can do it include the "Member for XX Minutes" data!

[Unwavering Conservative]

I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

This story was humor to me.

I feel sorry for anyone who believes that story is real.

[Catspaw]

One word: THORAZINE!!!!

There's not enough thorazine in this world to help this guy...but remember: this was only part 1. We can expect parts 2-666 in the coming days.

[general_re]

Zot in our name....

Reminds me of the much loved and awfully looney Teri Smith Tyler - another classic piece of jurisprudence in the making....

[AnAmericanMother]

If I were Jim Robinson, I'd turn this nut's info over to the FBI, because he might show up at the White House one day after the Judge laughs this missive out of court.

Don't laugh. We had a similar situation over here in GA with a nut job that filed a bunch of incoherent lawsuits. A month or so after her case was thrown out of court, she murdered her family and went on the lam. Things were a little antsy down at the courthouse until she was tracked down and arrested . . . .

[Poohbah]

Schlund's stuff has to be true...Bat Boy provided him with secret documents from Atlantis confirming this story...

[dighton]

Slavery, bloodsports, and "social ostrification."

[MarkL]

What a pathetic joke. I hope you realize there are penalties for filing frivolous lawsuits.

I do! I do!

Rich trial lawyers!

Mark

[general_re]

Yes, but is Bat Boy prepared to testify as a character witness for Schlund? I wanna hear it straight from the bat before I believe any of this...

[mabelkitty]

What did I miss?

Damn, I hate when the kitties are playing and I'm in another room.

[mabelkitty]

He made copies of this diatribe that he wrote in purple crayon on college ruled paper

He's gonna be published!

[mabelkitty]

OMIGOD! I think I remember this.

Is this the same guy that says Madonna is sending him messages and harassing him?

[mabelkitty]

OMIGOD! I think I remember this.

Is this the same guy that says Madonna is sending him messages and harassing him?

[general_re]

We can all make needless ostrification a thing of the past, if only we can stop ignoring the problem...

[FourPeas]

Got a little bored on spring break, huh, Skippy?

[Cicero]

For those who couldn't manage to get through the original, here's a nice extract:

"Claimant Schlund briefed the Federal Bureau of Investigation ("FBI") that the bugging devices in the White House were integrated into the telephone lines and were invisible to the human naked eye. The telephone wires looked like they were just copper telephone wires. Integrated into this wire were molecular bugging devices and computers that would monitor and collect what was said and then code and compress this information into the monitoring clicks on the telephone line and in these clicks transmit everything to the CIA in their underground complex."

So, now you understand the problem.

[jriemer]

After reading his diatribe, I've been laughing so hard - I don't have the strength to summon The Cult of the Viking Kitties

You, my friend, must call forth the thundering herd of litte, fuzzy, padded feet to vanquish this blithering Trollkin fool as I am too weak...

[jriemer]

Claimant Schlund no longer recalls the thief's name because of lapse of time, sleep deprivation, torture and other criminal acts committed against Claimant Schlund by the government to destroy Claimant as a political witness.

One word: THORAZINE!!!!

The Alchemist at The Cult of the Viking Kitties suggests he should take two bottles of this and not call again.

[hellinahandcart]

There must be something in the air today. I was just down on 14th St., shopping for a wig for my boyfriend (long story), and I had to run a gantlet of LaRouchies chanting "Impeach Cheney; no more wars!"

Now I come home to this...