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4/24/03 | Now_You_Know

[sean327]

Reynolds Wrap must be making a killing off this clown!!

[wimpycat]

It's a fascinating glimpse into human nature, isn't it? Sort of like going to the zoo, or rubbernecking at a traffic accident.

To think some pathetic asocial loser probably spent months or years working on this lawsuit, and hours and hours painstakingly typing it up to get it "just right".
Talk about obsession! I guess he posted it here so we'd recognize his genius that has gone underappreciated all these years.

If I were Jim Robinson, I'd turn this nut's info over to the FBI, because he might show up at the White House one day after the Judge laughs this missive out of court.

[WhiteGuy]

Bump for later reading (too long for work)

[Centurion2000]

CALL FOR FIRE CALL FOR FIRE ..... GET THAT ZOT CANNON OUT HERE.

[Admin Moderator]

Click the picture

[wimpycat]

What are the coordinates, F.O.?

[PetroniDE]

Thank You Admin Moderator...
Hey, look what I found. DU people at a computer. ROFLOL

[dighton]

Now that the Viking Kitties have eaten this clown, could you please restore his deleted replies? What a tinfoil classic!

[dljordan]

Well, I will have to say the the Gubmint seems an awful lot like a "Criminal Enterprise" these days.

[Cachelot]

I have often wondered about those phone-clicks that were too small to see with the naked eye. So they go into the hollow earth where the FBI comes from?

Another mystery solved by Mr. Schlung. Now I know :).

[deport]

Is this real, or is this from The Onion?

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LOL... the first clue should be the use of "George Bush, Sr." of which there isn't.

[wimpycat]

You didn't miss anything. It was just the rest of the lawsuit, R.I.C.O. parts II and III. Just more spam.

[wimpycat]

Claimant Schlund no longer recalls the thief's name because of lapse of time, sleep deprivation, torture and other criminal acts committed against Claimant Schlund by the government to destroy Claimant as a political witness.

One word: THORAZINE!!!!

[Equality 7-2521]

This Schlund guy is a real riot if it's satire, or a complete nutjob if it's not. You can read more of his hilarious work at: Google Groups Search

[dighton]

It was just the rest of the lawsuit, R.I.C.O. parts II and III.

Well, yes. It looked highly entertaining.

[lilylangtree]

"Claimant Schlund no longer recalls the thief's name because of lapse of time, sleep deprivation"

This says it all. Besides, there has to be a statute of limitations? I understand now why tort reform is badly needed.

[Diver Dave]

Dirty Dozen Motorcycle Gang ("DD")

Gotta be bogus... Everyone knows DD stands for Diver Dave. :)

[el_chupacabra]

If American citizens had a right to their own body's electronic implants would be illegal.

Good grief, where are the Apostrophe Police and Comma Gestapo when you need them?

[dighton]

Would you want this man wiring your house?

[11B3]

The Dirty Dozen is a government undercover operation? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yeah, right. I've ridden with them years ago, and if you took a whole chapter of them and added their IQs it would still get smaller if you squared it.

But here's the REAL GEM in this "lawsuit":

Claimant Schlund briefed the Federal Bureau of Investigation ("FBI") that the bugging devices in the White House were integrated into the telephone lines and were invisible to the human naked eye. The telephone wires looked like they were just copper telephone wires. Integrated into this wire were molecular bugging devices and computers that would monitor and collect what was said and then code and compress this information into the monitoring clicks on the telephone line and in these clicks transmit everything to the CIA in their underground complex. No one without the required super computers and the required codes would be able to detect or decode any information from these bugging devices or what they transmitted down the telephone lines. Wires had to be used for the bugging to stop government scans from being able to pick up radio transmissions. This insured that the CIA would be undetected in their monitoring of the president and the rest of the government.

There's more foil in this guy than Alcoa makes in years. RumorMillNews is probably too mainstream for this loser.