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When We Awoke, The Dinosaur Was Still There. The World's Shortest Tale.
The Cuba Free Press ^ | September 30, 2001 | Rafael Contreras

Posted on 04/22/2003 10:57:04 PM PDT by Luis Gonzalez

It is said that Monterroso’s short story is the shortest one ever written. Textually it reads: “When he awoke, the dinosaur was still there.”

It is true that it is very short, what I fail to understand is why people insist on calling it a story. But let’s leave it at that, it isn’t my intention to discuss this very famous, and very short, story.

I intend to write about the most frustrated, and short, individual in this world; at least that’s how those of us who have suffered through his bouts of frustration and quirkiness have come to see him.

This malcontent had one thousand and one opportunities to gain notoriety but never did. He was a mediocre magician, and also tried to be an actor. He was a policeman, a bad artist, a deficient art teacher, even tried to be a gigolo, but lacked the looks. Then, he found out that there were dissidents in Cuba, and understood that somehow, he could achieve fame.

He searched and dug around in a thousand places, and understood that by being a dissident, he could get people somewhere to talk about him. He became an independent journalist.

One can very easily become an independent journalist, the best thing about it is that you don’t have to be a journalist at all, and by either luck or misfortune, what you say can be read or heard nearly anywhere.

In this, the frustrated man was pleased. Some of his mediocrities were read or heard overseas, but pleasing a frustrated individual is a difficult thing, and he wanted more. He was not satisfied with the sporadic mentions he received in the radio; his occasional appearances in Miami newspapers did not satiate his thirst for fame; he aspired to so much more recognition. He decided to become the most famous dissident in his province, but not by working, he would achieve his fame as a professional schemer.

He turned his house into the Devil’s cauldron. Gallons of café were consumed and tons of nicotine inhaled in an insecure and damaging blend of gossip and intrigue directed at the very brothers at arms of Cuban dissidence. Now, the frustrated man is famous. Every scandal that surfaces against someone is born there, in the macabre and obscene social events elaborated by himself and his unconditionally manipulated supporters. Discrepancies among members of organizations, dissolution of political movements, arguments, and disappearances of projects created with fine intentions are the fruit of the labor, and the shame of this individual.

Now, nearly every one of us fear his entanglements, and the truth is that what we have become is a group of frightened and confused brothers, and that brings me pain.

I hope this story serves as a warning, and maybe it will become the shortest story in the world, but I can’t write anymore about such a frustrated man. Fear not, for there is always hope remaining for us, even in spite of those who seek to do us harm.

But it is very sad however, every morning when we awake, the dinosaur is still there.


TOPICS: Cuba; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Free Republic; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: castro; castrowatch; cuba
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Can someone PLEASE explain to me WHY he haven't invaded Cuba???? I don't get it. What are we afraid of. Why are we leaving thin tin pot dictator in power 90 miles from our shore????

Has it something to do with the vulnerability of the Nuclear Power Plants in Dade Country FL?

Someone please explain.
61 posted on 04/24/2003 5:24:59 AM PDT by Hammerhead
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Amen! VIVA CUBA LIBRE!

On the day they toppled the statue of Saddam, the Iraqi-Americans celebrated the fact that they could finally see their country free.

It brought tears to mi abuelita's eyes because of how much she wants to see Cuba free. They were tears of hope.

I know that one day she and I will be in the streets—waving the American flag and celebrating the liberation of Cuba.

The day is coming, hermano! I just hope it comes quickly!
62 posted on 04/24/2003 5:26:46 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
bump
63 posted on 04/24/2003 5:57:00 AM PDT by fatima (Go Troops our prayers are with you.)
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To: theophilusscribe
Y pese a la distancia y el ataque
del rigido almanaque yo vivo con la suerte
de sentirme CUBANO hasta la muerte
de ser amante de la libertad.

Hoy que mi pueblo vive ilusionado
yo me siento inspirado y un son estoy cantando
anunciandole a todos mis hermanos
que nuestro día ya viene llegando.

64 posted on 04/24/2003 5:59:01 AM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (When the elephants are stampeding, don't worry about the pissants.)
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To: theophilusscribe
"It brought tears to mi abuelita's eyes because of how much she wants to see Cuba free."

All four of my abuelos are buried in American soil, they will never see that day...but I'm going to dance on Fidel's grave for them.

65 posted on 04/24/2003 6:00:31 AM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (When the elephants are stampeding, don't worry about the pissants.)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Awesome!
66 posted on 04/24/2003 6:48:52 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: Luis Gonzalez
I'm going to dance on Fidel's grave for them.

We'll have to take turns! LOL!

My grandfather is buried here too. He was very proud to be an American. In fact, mi abuelita has so many American flags around our house, it almost looks like wallpaper!

But that hope for what Cuba could be never, ever goes away. It's in the blood.

67 posted on 04/24/2003 6:58:50 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Three years ago yesterday.

I still mourn for Elian & his Mother. A mother willing to lose her life in hopes her son would live free. At least she never knew it was a lost cause.

Just wanted you to know,I'll never forget.

Thanks Luis

68 posted on 04/24/2003 7:02:51 AM PDT by BARLF
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To: BARLF
I know you won't my friend.

Thanks for the post.
69 posted on 04/24/2003 7:12:55 AM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (When the elephants are stampeding, don't worry about the pissants.)
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To: Arkinsaw
It's going to be interesting to see what happens when castro gets to old to hold on to the reins of power.
He is getting a little long in the tooth.
70 posted on 04/24/2003 7:57:55 AM PDT by Valin (Age and deceit beat youth and skill)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
An eight-word short story. I'm wondering if I can beat that record.

"He spoke truth. But liberals got revenge."

Hmmm, this isn't hard..

71 posted on 04/24/2003 9:55:51 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; JohnHuang2
Kudos to Luis! Thank y'all for the heads ups!
72 posted on 04/24/2003 10:32:07 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Short Tale ... Bump!

Molon Labe!
73 posted on 04/24/2003 12:37:27 PM PDT by blackie
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To: fly_so_free
Elian's plight is why we have George W. Bush as President today, and most importantly , why Al Gore WAS NOT president on 9/11.

Yup. Not often mentioned, but a few Cuban American votes less and there would have been no recount nightmare.

74 posted on 04/24/2003 12:43:48 PM PDT by js1138
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To: Luis Gonzalez
When he awoke, the dinosaur was still there.”

I've got the same problem. Can someone get this Barney tape out of my VCR!!

75 posted on 04/24/2003 3:16:07 PM PDT by John O (God Save America (Please))
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To: Luis Gonzalez
I've always found it revealing that the people who oppose evil dictatorships are the people who lived under them, and the people who oppose freedom the most are those who have benefited from it the most.
76 posted on 04/24/2003 4:34:03 PM PDT by Buckeye Bomber
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Maybe we should spam mail this list to Oliver Stone?
77 posted on 04/25/2003 7:23:04 PM PDT by pollwatcher
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To: Luis Gonzalez
April 25, 2003 Violent Clash Outside The Cuban Embassy in ParisIn her telephone interview with El Nuevo Herald, Valdés indicated that Embassy personnel "who are obviously not diplomats, but rather oppressors", exited the Embassy building carrying hammers and sledgehammers to break the protesters chains, whose hands and harms they beat, as well as striking several observers standing near by.

April 24, 2000 - Useful Idiots Hard at Work*** On April 15, at the Cuban Diplomatic Mission in Washington, DC, America got a glimpse at how Juan Miguel's hosts deal with dissent. Annoyed by a crowd of Cuban-American protestors, a group of fifteen men inside the mission ran outside and pummeled the demonstrators so severely that several required treatment at a local hospital. According to the Associated Press, US Secret Service agents, who are charged with guarding the mission, had to strike the attackers with batons to subdue them.

Now that's a "state of imminent danger" to one's "physical and mental well-being." Not that Dr. Redlener will take note. Like Janet Reno and Greg Craig, he is a diligent minion of Castro's totalitarianism-a useful idiot, as Lenin once called his Western accomplices. For Elian Gonzalez to stay in the US, he will have to overcome a vast force of useful idiots-starting with the contingent that occupies 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.***

Cuban Embassy in Canada *** To access the web page of the Embassy of Cuba in Canada, just make a clic on this master piece of one of the most famous Cuban painters, Carlos Enríquez, "El rapto de las mulatas"***

78 posted on 04/26/2003 12:33:58 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Willful blindness shattered by Cuba's crackdown - Castro shows the brutal face of his regime***The wilful blindness to President Castro's repression has been underlined by the shock at the recent crackdown. The Pope, who insisted on his controversial visit to Havana five years ago that he had won significant human rights concessions, spoke of his "deep sorrow" at the executions and urged Señor Castro to consider a "significant gesture of clemency" toward those convicted. Perhaps the biggest shock was felt by the writers, poets and artists who have long defended Cuba and its autocratic ruler. The Mexican novelist Carlos Fuentes called the country "a suffocating dictatorship", the Portuguese Nobel laureate José Saramago said Fidel Castro "cheated his enemies" and the Uruguayan author Eduardo Galeano, who once praised him as a "symbol of national dignity", acknowledged that the crackdown had fuelled opposition claims that he was a dictator. There have been demonstrations in Caracas and Madrid.***
79 posted on 04/30/2003 3:53:18 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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