It's Earth Day. Find out how evil you are.

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[Valin]

If everyone live like your humble servant it would take 4 earths. I'm so ashamed of myself. :-( I was hoping for more, it's obvious that in the coming year I will have to buckledown and try harder.

[Democratic_Machiavelli]

Sorry, I was wrong. I put down that I used electricity. And that I was from N. America. Wonder if all that would change with the country as another FReeper indicated?

[wbill]

Also, We'll ignore the obvious contradiction that people without electricity or running water are fairly unlikely to be taking online internet surveys. :-)

[B. Rabbit]

31.6 planets.

This can't be right. Soon, if my consumerism, carnivorism, and lack of effort will require me to own this whole planet.

This actually has been my goal all along, anyway.

[Lazamataz]

I need 4.9 planets, but I am working to achieve needing 7 or 8 of them.

[savedbygrace]

5.3 planets. This "test" is based on bad science, and poor logic. And Einhorn is still a degenerate, convicted murderer.

[mabelkitty]

Wanna know what is funny?

Any middle schooler who takes an Earth Science class knows that the Earth is not so delicate and fragile.

If the humans are infecting the Earth like a virus, the Earth will compensate by killing us off via floods, land mass movement, drought, food shortages, etc. Earth will survive long after we are gone.

But Mother Earth is deemed "weak" by the Left because she is a "chick". They can't hide they racist, sexist, ways.

[lulubelle85]

woohoo! I'd need 5.7 earths... I am a carnivorous, polluting, gas-guzzling American and PROUD of it! hahaha

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Are these the same yahoos who think that organically-grown/free-range food is the only moral choice? Perhaps they are basing their calculations on these assumptions. Horribly inefficient use of the land, these techniques are.

[SCDogPapa]

4.8 here,,,,,

[AnAmericanMother]

Me too. I tried to be honest (Our house is rather small, I live very close to my job, and we don't eat meat every day) and scored a 14, and they STILL said I needed 3.1 planets.

So I went back and tried to be as wasteful as possible. 129 and 28.9 planets was about as bad as I could do. (It could probably be tweaked a little more!)

I wouldn't even PRETEND to be a dumb Greenie in a commune. A friend of mine lived in a commune back in the 70s, and all she got was malnutrition and head lice (ick.)

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

I'm so ashamed. I scored a measly 3.3 planets.

[discostu]

Hah, 4.6. Probably if I still had my old job that was 18 miles from home I'd be up to 5.

[LurkerNoMore!]

8.4 Planets here.
There must be some mistake. They obviously are not taking into consideration how I share my yard with those ducks.

[LurkerNoMore!]

I can't figure out why mine is so high. Maybe it is the square footage/person ratio. Or that I don't walk or bike the 30 miles to Dallas....

[ConservativeWebServant]

7.9 planets... did I pass?

Damn! You beat me by 0.8!

[snooter55]

I can't believe it. I own & use 2 Suv's, Chevy S-10 truck( V6 ), motorcycle ( 1000cc ), ATV (450cc), 12HP B&S Lawn Tractor, 2 homes with about 15 +/- acres and I only need 3 1/2 earths ... I don't understand. Perhaps I got confused with the litres/gallons conversion thingie in my mind. I want MORE earths ! It's NOT fair !
You " Earthy " gluttons must make more MONEY than me... yea, that's it !

[Stultis]

They obviously are not taking into consideration how I share my yard with those ducks.

Assuming, for the moment, they are non-indigenous ornamental species ravaging and disrupting the local ecosystem, or are feed with "duck chow" produced in the smoke-belching, nitrogenous runoff-producing plants of the evil corporate hegemons at Purina, they should probably cost you an extra half a planet or so.

[PackerBoy]

I got 1.3 planets, but then again I guessed at that stupid metric stuff. What's up with THAT anyway?

[Luna]

It's Earth Day? I completely forgot!! Shame on me!

3.6 earths for me. It's the vegetarian thing and being too poor to live in a big house. I think to offset that, I should drive more per week. I'm glad I bought a truck this year. That should help me have more planets by next Earth Day.

[Steve0113]

Help me folks, how can I become more evil? Hey I do pour out my used motor oil in the woods behind my house...

Sorry, it has to go directly into a river or stream, or it doesn't count. If you put it in the woods, it'll break down naturally.