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7 posted on
04/21/2003 9:24:27 AM PDT by
vollmond
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...not the whole joke; just the punchline....."I'll keep an eye out for you"
43 posted on
04/21/2003 9:33:54 AM PDT by
wtc911
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No jokes. As I recall, they had to remove the eye to get to a brain tumor. Has she had a CAT scan or an MRI recently? Sad!
To: vollmond
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Sandy doesn't see eye-to-eye with everybody, but she sees eye-to-eye with Moshe and Sammy.
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Begin countdown to glass eye jokes ... This is a great observation, and well made!!! Thanks...
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I guess all that Sandy needs to do now is find that land of the blind, and take the throne.
To: vollmond
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You just HAD to say it!......
I See You!
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him. "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."
284 posted on
04/21/2003 5:56:40 PM PDT by
TEXOKIE
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