Iraqi Nerve Gas Scientist Turns Self In to U.S.

Fox News online ^ | April 18, 2003 | Fox News

[visualops]

Breaking, no details

[Orangedog]

Ye Gods! Back to the loch with you, Nessie!

[ErnBatavia]

People are very fast with the fingers here.

You want "fast with the fingers", check the trap under the Oval Office sink, circa 1998. some Howdy Doody DNA lurks there.

[Dysart]

"People are very fast with the fingers here."

Yea, they're that way on the freeways here in Dallas too.

[george wythe]

It's a "she", and a total babe...

Not wonder she named the VX gas after her, vixen.

[LasVegasMac]

On Fox yesterday, SHE was not in the deck of cards...

Her hubby - Mr. Missle - was, though.

What a pair!

Bob...Nancy, I'd like to introduce a couple from the MidEast - Dr. Germ and Mr. Missle.

I wish I could draw.

LVM

[visualops]

Aha

[LurkedLongEnough]

Without the head scarf she wore during those televised council meetings with her Leader.

[The Hon. Galahad Threepwood]

Reuters story (the scientist's name is Imad Husayn Abdallah al-Ani)

[sheik yerbouty]

Dr. Gas? I hope it's not Howard Stern as "Fartman"!

[visualops]

Just delete this thread, it's headed for the junk pile...actual news is available in the later thread.
Thanks.

[visualops]

Thanks for the link, you can follow that here though-
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/896073/posts

[MeekOneGOP]

Baghdad Bob Official Site

http://www.WeLoveTheIraqiInformationMinister.com/

The Great War A.D. 2003

Baghdad Bob says
"U.S. Forces are not in Baghdad...er...wait a minute."

Baghdad Bob and his
lookalike, Dustin Hoffman

The Missing Card

[snooker]

Well the problem is that if he didn't develop the VX gas then we couldn't call him Dr. Gas could we. So we would have to say he wanted to develop the gas that Iraq couldn't and didn't have.

That's better.

Anyway he turned himself in.

[antaresequity]

LOL

Hope this duplicate is not a duplicate

[Oldeconomybuyer]

[Billthedrill]

My steamer trunk is full of hemorrhoids.

I know this isn't a duplicate - those words have never before been used together in the English language.

[PISANO]

Anyway he turned himself in..

and as he turned himself in he made it CLEAR that there are NO weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. (So why was he hired and why the nickname?)

[visualops]

lol!

[visualops]

Just like the other guy, who, interestingly enough, was the liason/coordinator/whatever with the UN inspections.
All well versed in the art of denial and obfuscation.

[snooker]

In order to clear things up, Dr. VX said he was actually in charge of baby milk development, not VX gas, so he turned himself in.

He said he hadn't done anything wrong and they couldn't blame all the dead children on him either. It was all our fault since we had bombed the baby milk factory in 1991 and the UN sanctions had prevented him from rebuilding it.

He also claimed it was his $300 million they found, he was saving it to build a new baby milk factory. Asked how he had managed to save $300 million, what kind of job would pay that much money, he refused comment.

He also asked the press to please refer to him in the future as Dr. Baby Milk. He also stated, any future questions should be referred to Baghdad Bob, his new media consultant.

The investigation is ongoing.

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