[PISANO]

Anyway he turned himself in..

and as he turned himself in he made it CLEAR that there are NO weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. (So why was he hired and why the nickname?)

[visualops]

Just like the other guy, who, interestingly enough, was the liason/coordinator/whatever with the UN inspections.
All well versed in the art of denial and obfuscation.

[snooker]

In order to clear things up, Dr. VX said he was actually in charge of baby milk development, not VX gas, so he turned himself in.

He said he hadn't done anything wrong and they couldn't blame all the dead children on him either. It was all our fault since we had bombed the baby milk factory in 1991 and the UN sanctions had prevented him from rebuilding it.

He also claimed it was his $300 million they found, he was saving it to build a new baby milk factory. Asked how he had managed to save $300 million, what kind of job would pay that much money, he refused comment.

He also asked the press to please refer to him in the future as Dr. Baby Milk. He also stated, any future questions should be referred to Baghdad Bob, his new media consultant.

The investigation is ongoing.

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