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To: putupon
if you get the 72 virgins when you blow yourself up, how come these people don't wait untill they are old before they do it?

Because the older you are when you off yourself, the older the virgins are. But what they don't understand -- it's not 72 virgins to begin with; it's a 72-year-old virgin.

147 posted on 04/17/2003 2:44:30 PM PDT by VRWCmember (Free Miguel Estrada, you democrat b@$tards)
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To: VRWCmember
It's 72 Virginians . . .
150 posted on 04/17/2003 3:04:54 PM PDT by 103198
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To: VRWCmember
Thank you, it makes sense now.
156 posted on 04/18/2003 5:26:43 AM PDT by putupon (I smack Chirac and Robbins too w/ my shoe.)
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