Top Ten Surprises In Dan Rather's Interview with Saddam Hussein

David Letterman ^ | 2-23-03 | David Lettermans Writers

[honeygrl]

Top Ten Surprises In Dan Rather's Interview with Saddam Hussein

10. Saddam's responses to American charges were mainly of the "your momma's so fat" variety

9. The good laugh they shared at how wimpy the French are

8. Saddam kept calling Dan "Wolf"

7. The palpable sexual tension

6. Not only do they get CBS in Iraq, Saddam loves "Becker"

5. If the United States invades, Saddam would like us to do it in March, after the Baghdad tulip show

4. Entire interview was Saddam demonstrating a low-impact aerobic workout

3. Saddam fell for it every time Dan yelled, "Incoming!"

2. Proudly introduced Dan to the three relatives he hasn't executed

1. Saddam agreed to disarm if they give him one shot on "American Idol"

[honeygrl]

Thought everyone may enjoy this one. The Top 10 list he had tonight was much funnier (Top 10 Quotes from Baghdad Bob.. Baghdad Bob wasn't his words though) but they haven't posted it on the website yet.

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