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DFU SONG: Teddy Bears Picnic (Underground of RATS --- in your face!)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 04/09/2003 1:32:51 PM PDT by doug from upland

Edited on 04/09/2003 1:52:10 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

On this historic day of freedom for oppressed Iraqis, a group of Bush-hating, America-hating pukes far underground sit in front of their keyboards and whine. This is dedicated to them.

MIDI - TEDDY BEARS PICNIC

They hide deep down in their Underground…and spend their whole day Bush hating
To them it's really an ugly day…Iraqis are celebrating
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal

Some were hoping our troops would die…for Bush it would go quite badly
But as the statue came tumbling down…they sat at their keyboards sadly
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal

It is really so wonderful…as a group they were spreading bull
They had lived in a dream, a dream, that someone was soon to impeach
They are worthless as they can be…they are scum for the world to see
We'll be feeding them crow, tasty crow…though they'd rather be having quiche

In denial they're really stuck…they do not know how much they suck
They are always so wrong, so wrong…a lesson George Bush would soon teach
They are worthless as they can be…they are scum for the world to see
We'll be feeding them crow, tasty crow…though they'd rather be having quiche

They're hoping Baghbad Bob has bad news…because they believed his prattle
They don't know it is two thousand three…they still fight the Florida battle
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal

On their moustache is a curse
They're in a state of shock…I'll be very pleased to call a hearse
Their whole world view is screwed
It's been turned upside down, oh, can it be renewed?
What will they be doing next…it seems their hopes are dashed and they have lost everything
I guess Will Pitt will get on the cell phone and call up Scottie boy
And say "Let's meet at the Burger King"

On their moustache is a curse
They're in a state of shock…I'll be very pleased to call a hearse
Their whole world view is screwed
It's been turned upside down, oh, can it be renewed?
What will they be doing next…it seems their hopes are dashed and they have lost everything
I guess Will Pitt will get on the cell phone and call up Scottie boy
And say "Let's meet at the Burger King"


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: losers; puke; rats; scumsuckers; slimeballs; underground

1 posted on 04/09/2003 1:32:51 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: TLBSHOW
Ping. Smile.
2 posted on 04/09/2003 1:33:15 PM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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To: All
To Freep or not to Freep


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3 posted on 04/09/2003 1:35:25 PM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: doug from upland
LOL!
4 posted on 04/09/2003 1:37:16 PM PDT by amused (Republicans for Sharpton!)
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To: doug from upland
You outdid yourself on this one, Doug, LOL.

I'll be humming this ditty all evening along with "Hail To the Chief"!

Leni

5 posted on 04/09/2003 1:40:30 PM PDT by MinuteGal (THIS JUST IN ! Astonishing fare reduction for FReeps Ahoy Cruise! Check it out, pronto!)
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To: doug from upland
Doh. I put "grow" twice instead of "crow." Moderator, please correct typo.
6 posted on 04/09/2003 1:45:57 PM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
Song ping list. Well, Scottie the Pervert and Insane Will --- are you singing? Sharing a bag of fries with a little girl? Scottie, where will you be next speaking?
7 posted on 04/09/2003 2:05:36 PM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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To: doug from upland
Love it and love your tag line.
8 posted on 04/09/2003 4:03:13 PM PDT by StarFan
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To: doug from upland
Excellent!
9 posted on 04/09/2003 4:15:26 PM PDT by solzhenitsyn ("Live Not By Lies")
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To: StarFan
Have you sent your money to Al?
10 posted on 04/09/2003 7:38:00 PM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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To: All
Bumping again for our RAT visitors.
11 posted on 04/10/2003 12:14:15 PM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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To: AngrySpud
A ping to you as the newest member of the song list.
12 posted on 04/13/2003 11:46:54 AM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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To: AngrySpud
A ping to you as the newest member of the song list.
13 posted on 04/13/2003 11:46:57 AM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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To: AngrySpud
A ping to you as the newest member of the song list.
14 posted on 04/13/2003 11:47:00 AM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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