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To: Billie; Mama_Bear; FreeTheHostages; dutchess; daisyscarlett; dansangel; .45MAN; LadyX; ...
Februay 9, 2002...Let Freedom Ring

Just behind the sound of Iraqis cheering, and the Chimes of Freedom, I could hear myself chuckling while reading the following little 'parable' a few minutes ago:

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."

Wishing all our Hostesses, and all my most excellent FRiends, a Freepin' glorious day...it is one which I shall surely NEVER forget...)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoo Rah!

91 posted on 04/09/2003 10:44:49 AM PDT by jwfiv
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To: Pippin
Hey, and Howdy to you, Miss Pippin!!

Whatta fine fine and wonderful day!

93 posted on 04/09/2003 10:47:14 AM PDT by jwfiv
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To: jwfiv
Plus the head and ass are interchangeable.

LOL Right on!

HooRah!

Dittos!!!

103 posted on 04/09/2003 11:15:01 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: jwfiv
LOL !
105 posted on 04/09/2003 11:20:27 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Saddam! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: jwfiv
Hoo Rah!

Indeed! {{{{{jwfiv}}}}}}

Thanks for the grins on this happy occasion!

128 posted on 04/09/2003 12:09:59 PM PDT by dansangel (America - love it, support it, or LEAVE IT!)
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To: jwfiv
Oh, good afternoon, jw! Much jubilation here today, isn't it wonderful? Do we have wonderful leaders and military men and women or WHAT?!!!!!!!
146 posted on 04/09/2003 12:28:12 PM PDT by Billie (God Bless the Coalition! ALL the Iraqis will soon taste sweet freedom.)
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