Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[FBD]

Mornin' Mud, CM.
Mud, I wanted to make sure you saw this post by CM to me.

CM: "One of her customers is a Cuban immigrant. The woman actually believes it is the U.S. and the Bush administration that is responsible for Castro executing dissidents, that we, in some way, have "provoked" him."

"I often wonder if the neurons of the modern liberal mind fire backward."

..-.-.-.-.-.--.-.--.---.-.-.-.-.-..--.-.-.-.-.-.
You don't often see a liberal Cuban...
and that's a good observation about the liberal mind!

FRegards

[FBD]

LOL! Land-Ru!

(RE: correkting CB'88s speling...)

I onse ran one my reesponses to yu through my spel cheker,
with your coments too me on the botom, and it had, and haff of yor werds came bak mispeled...now witch arr ewe...the pott or the ketle??? ;^D

Heh, heh!

[FBD]

CB88: "It would be sad to see us dessert them."

Yes, I hope we do not give the Iraqi's too much chocolate moose...( mousse?)!?! That would be fattening! ;^D

I have a spelling chequer
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four m revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.

I've run this hole poem threw it
I'm sure your pleased too no.
It's letter perfect in it's weigh,
My chequer tolled me sew.

[Landru]

"...and haff of yor werds came bak mispeled..."

Naturally I'd like *poof* of that, geek. (~if it works for Mud, it'll work for me, too.)

Besides, your "custom tailored" word checker would automatically return anything over five letters as "mispelled" anyway; &, you know it, too.

...eh? :o)

[FBD]

"Besides, your "custom tailored" word checker would automatically return anything over five letters as "mispelled" anyway; &, you know it, too."

Ya Lan...but just because it says Fisher-Price on it does not make it an inferior machine, ya know? :)

BTW, I saw the ex in town last weekend...driving a Mercedes convertible. Heh, heh...I told you she married a Ford dealer, didn't I? Now...what ya s'pose his customers, and the boys down at the lot ~ think of *that*?

Ah yes, free at last, free at last! Whew! Did I dodge a bullet...or watt? :)

[Landru]

"BTW, I saw the ex in town last weekend...driving a Mercedes convertible. Heh, heh...I told you she married a Ford dealer, didn't I?"

HA!!
Lemme guess, a blonde. ~eh?

"Now...what ya s'pose his customers, and the boys down at the lot ~ think of *that*?"

Depends on which they're watching closer, I suppose.
The car or her.

"Ah yes, free at last, free at last! Whew! Did I dodge a bullet...or watt? :)"

Sounds somewhat hollow, my friend; even from 4,000 miles away.
I'd suspect you're still head-over-heels for that one. (~just a notion.)

In any event, she & her *tastes* (be that as it may) are ALL now his problem.

Right now the only thing you *really* need to do is:
1) Love your daughter to *pieces* while providing her a solid & stable upbringing.
~&
2) Concentrate on building your (already successful) business into an even more prosperous & thriving regional giant; and, you may now do so without the distraction of a lying, unfaithful partner to drag you down while you're busting your balls.

When that dream arrives -- & it will happen as sure as God made little green apples -- you'll be all set.
Well able to spot *the* gold diggers from at least a mile away; and, not to worry.
There'll be *plenty* of 'em when you arrive, too.
You may bank on that.

My money says you sure in the hell won't make the same mistake as this *Ford* dealer; in fact, for all we know?

...she's already taken up with the Mercedes dealer, eh? ;^)

[goldilucky]

I dream on an individual level.

[cherry_bomb88]

Yeah, yuck it up at my expense. What the heck....I guess if yer picking on me yer leaving someone else alone and heck, I got thick skin...or so everyone thinks.

[cherry_bomb88]

you'll be all set. Well able to spot *the* gold diggers from at least a mile away; and, not to worry. There'll be *plenty* of 'em when you arrive, too.

Beware of things that come in ostentatious (and I spell checked that, so no need to) packages....the wrapping on the outside is not what counts...it's what is on the inside.

I have female "acquaintances" that won't date a guy unless he makes over six figures (and they are certainly "lookers" able to get those guys)....pity, they are missing out....I'd rather be with a street sweeper that loves me and is there for me emotionally and physically than some rich guy that's flying around the country "scoring" at every business stop. I've worked around men like that. Give me the romantic poor guy any day!

[cherry_bomb88]

...part of your adorability, I suppose. :o) Again, 'Dru, yer the only fellow who thinks so...I've been called a few other things of late. All based on things OTHERS have commented on.

It's hell being *adorable*...makes others jealous so they have to knock ya' down a peg or two.

Sorry, just had my feelings stepped on today and not in the mood for more. :o(

[cherry_bomb88]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....that's it...the whole damn world is against me today!!!! I just got an email from one of my dearest friends from HS, was telling him about my Angels bet (we all used to go together to the games) and this is what he had to say:

Not sure if I'm with you on the M's/Angels thing... I've been to a couple of games this year (including the opening day game where we whomped the Angels...) Think I'm becoming a Mariner's fan, sorry!!!

Maybe I should just pack up your wine and send it now, FBD....when one of my buddies I hung with turns against our home town Angels...well....they are DOOMED!!!

Incidentally...I've concvinced him to join us on FR and in Black...he's a conservative living in pinko Seattle, a fellow musician, and a conservative that survived graduating from Bezerkely!!!!! As soon as he gets an id and gets in here I'll introduce you :o)

[sultan88]

988 posted on 04/29/2003 4:13 PM EDT by cherry_bomb88

Congrats on falling on the "88" slot!!

[sultan88]

Administrative Simplification, have you met cherry_bomb88??

[cherry_bomb88]

yes....and *sigh* I wasted it on something totally non-pithy!

[cherry_bomb88]

Could ya' shorten yer name???? lol....kidding...Hiya Admin Simp! Nice to meet ya..Big 88's likes ummm, an uncle to me! LOL....A FReep Uncle...don't want to say brother, dad's too old....has to be uncle! :o) He's bringing me up right in the ways of FReepdom. (even though like the prodigal son I occasionally stray)

[cherry_bomb88]

Today....I had inspiration....I was driving to pick my daughter up and one of my favorite "drive fast get yer frustrations out" songs came on....and I was "moved" to FReep a song for all y'all

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Scam 'em All
(sung to the tune of Van Halen's "Panama")

Jump back, what’s that sound
Justice comes, full blast & gavel down
Hot Slick, burnin’ down in DC Town
Awful citizen, zero discipline

Don’t ya know Slick justice’s comin’ to you
You’ll lose this time
You can’t….

Scam ‘em all, Scam ‘em all
Scam ‘em all, Scam ‘em all

Ain’t nothing like it, ‘Slicks “tiny” scheme
He’s got the feel for real, keeps a lyin’ ‘bout things
Hot seat, burning down in DC town
Got a jail cell reserved just for him

Don’t ya know Slick justice’s comin’ to you
You’ll lose this time
You can’t….

Scam ‘em all, Scam ‘em all. Yow!
Scam ‘em all, Scam ‘em all oh oh oh
Woo!

(guitar solo)

Yeah, yer runnin’ out of lies tonight
Ya can barely get away with the heat comin’ on
You know that we’re savin’
A special kinda trail for you now get yer lyin’ butt back
He’s tellin’, your lyin’
Book in ‘bout the oval office now
Got to be fearin’, Patterson n’
Questions poppin, justice not stoppin’ now

Scam ‘em all, Scam ‘em all
Scam ‘em all, Scam ‘em all oh oh oh oh
Scam ‘em all, Scam ‘em all oh oh oh oh
Scam ‘em all

[sultan88]

The scam 'em all song has great words. Wish I knew the original.

[sultan88]

Who sang "Wrote a Song for Everyone"?? Was it Creedence?

[sultan88]

3 Nines wins!!

[cherry_bomb88]

The scam 'em all song has great words. Wish I knew the original.

Mud, jla....can one of ya' hook up Big '88???? :O)