Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[cherry_bomb88]

MUD!!!! you never ping me on songs anymore :o(

That's ok...I have FReeped the next song in the Foreigner debut album and it's all about you!!!! (your favorite person!){g}

HARD FREEPER
(sung to the tune of Headknocker by Foreigner)

He drives a ’02 Malibu
Sings ‘bout the truth
Swears Springsteen is da’ bomb
He’s a dedicated FReeper
A real Hard Freeper
So don’t try out doin’ him
‘Cause if ya wanna be messin’
He’ll give ya a FReepin’ lesson
And he’ll keep FReepin’ again

Hard FReeper—Hard FReeper
FReepin’ those songs—a real wordy guy
Hard FReeper

He does love to FReep—and boy does he love to play
Wishes he had an old fender strat
He could play behind his back
While he sings about Slick Willy
He’s a backroom lobbyer
A conference room brawler
He wants to teach Slick a lesson
Cosmic Justice’s been a FReepin’ & a messin
And they’ll just be FReepin’ again

Hard FReeper—Hard FReeper
FReepin’ those songs—a real wordy guy
Hard FReeper

He does like to FReep
And baby he does love to play

[goldilucky]

mid morning bump

[goldilucky]

Great tunes, and I like your tag line.

[cherry_bomb88]

Thanks!

[Landru]

"Really????"

Really.

"Well...perhaps you are right then..."

I know I'm right.
Glad to have you aboard.

"...but that doesn't change the fact that the vanity lights are truly "ugly" and outdated and one day WILL be changed..."

Fine.
But that's a *dynamic* you never mentioned; or, it'd have been factored into the *feasability* study.
Your personal tastes carry weight, of course; however, let us pray you own the place you'd like to improve.
Otherwise?
Suggest these updates to your Landlord & let him do 'em.

"So...anyhow...I figured out it's 4 a piece and not 8..."

My numbers -- & the argument *for* keeping these things -- increase by a factor of two then, you realize.

"...but their are 5 bulbs burned out. I guess that's not "so" bad."

HA!!
Except for the grammar fuax pas, no.
It's there--there--THERE.

...you're simply adorable. :o)

[cherry_bomb88]

But that's a *dynamic* you never mentioned; or, it'd have been factored into the *feasability* study. Your personal tastes carry weight, of course; however, let us pray you own the place you'd like to improve.

Yes, I own the place...err, the bank does and I pay them for the use of it and the equity there in. Personal tastes are a *vanity* factor (hahahaha) and so, I will buy the bulbs...for now....I am rather creative...perhaps I can come up with a way to dress them up....a nice piece of cherrywood and a router might do wonders :o)

HA!! Except for the grammar fuax pas, no. It's there--there--THERE.

Perhaps that is why my english/art (photojournalism) major was cut short! LOL A common error, my FRiend. :oP

...you're simply adorable. :o)

You, my dear 'Dru, are perhaps the only man around that realizes that! Oh well, the others losses, right?

[cherry_bomb88]

ROTFL....This was posted on another thread....for those of you who didn't see it:

[stand watie]

!!!!!!

[sultan88]

"...the *feasability* study..."

Man, I hate to be the one to point out that the master has no clothes, but isn't it spelled "feasibility"??

[jla]

Events Calendar-Chesterfield Co. GOP

[jla]

Just seen my Personal Property Tax Bill.
The Commonwealth of Virginia is allowing me the privilege of drivin' the Renegade for the sum of $296.56

...socialist money-grabbers!

[sultan88]

NOW you can thank former Governor Gilmore for the 70% he knocked off your personal property taxes!

[cherry_bomb88]

YIKES....it only costs $75 to register a car here! Although, my property taxes for my humble abode are about $2000. hmmmm.....not sure which is worse.

[cherry_bomb88]

Man, I hate to be the one to point out that the master has no clothes, but isn't it spelled "feasibility"??

*giggles*

[jla]

NOW you can thank former Governor Gilmore for the 70% he knocked off your personal property taxes!

After personally witnessing that man's disrespect for President Reagan I hold nothing but contempt for the disingenuous little runt.

And if he would have done his job I would have no car tax to pay right now.

[goldilucky]

You're welcome

[jla]

The very idea of a tax on one's property is anathema to all that this nation was founded on.
...and it's irrelevant as to whether that property is your's, or the lending institution's. It damn sure doesn't belong to the gov.'t, or it's assemblies of minutiae men, & women, in local, state, & federal bodies.

[cherry_bomb88]

amen!!! And while we're at it, let's talk about inheritence tax....talk about double taxation...someone's parents (or family, whoever) paid tax on every dime they made and saved, yet when they die the person they leave it to has to pay taxes on what they worked so hard (and already paid taxes on) to leave them???? That is the grossest case of double taxation EVER. :o)

[Landru]

"Man, I hate to be the one to point out that the master has no clothes, but isn't it spelled 'feasibility'??"

It was only a matter of time before I got nailed.
Wouldn't ya know it'd be you with the hammer, too.

I mixed it up with some (NYC) asshole on another thread a few weeks back & insodoing dinged her lousy grammar.
The [inside] joke -- obvious to anyone whose read me -- being?
No ones grammar's worse than mine & my spelling's not much better.

Still, if I were you??

...I'd watchout. :o)

[sultan88]

"...witnessing that man's disrespect for President Reagan..."

Granted Gilmore was not the best Governor the Commonwealth ever had; granted he was a big spender who never met an appropriation bill he didn't like; and granted he may have had some marital problems. But if he bad-mouthed my hero, Ronald Reagan, then his photo is coming *off* my wall!!